Never make fun of us old people !!!

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the
two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up
and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the
exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand
a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds
later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young
rooster has closed the gap.

He is already about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!

He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Dammit ... third gay rooster
I bought this month."

Moral of this story...
Don't mess with us OLD FARTS......
age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill

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Hey! You stole my joke!!!!!! :hehehe:

See this thread…..

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t30978.html

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Hey! You stole my joke!!!!!! :hehehe:

See this thread…..

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t30978.html

HAHAHAH....I just got it sent to me now ....BUGGER....Another of PMans enjoyments taken :(
j/k....thread closed