Friday Funny (especially for the oldies of AF!)
Spec2 Girl
02-21-2002, 02:40 PM
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! you are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darnit ... third gay
Rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story
.. Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always
overcome youth and skill.
:hehehe: :D
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! you are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darnit ... third gay
Rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story
.. Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always
overcome youth and skill.
:hehehe: :D
Gonthrax
02-21-2002, 03:20 PM
Rofl, its Thursday here, but its still funny :D
Spec2 Girl
02-21-2002, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax
Rofl, its Thursday here :D You poor things! Oh well hopefully the thread will still be around for another day for everyone who hasn’t reached Friday yet! :D
Rofl, its Thursday here :D You poor things! Oh well hopefully the thread will still be around for another day for everyone who hasn’t reached Friday yet! :D
Gonthrax
02-21-2002, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
You poor things! Oh well hopefully the thread will still be around for another day for everyone who hasn’t reached Friday yet! :D
I'll be sure to read it agian after midnight tonight, perhaps it will become funny on some different level then :silly:
You poor things! Oh well hopefully the thread will still be around for another day for everyone who hasn’t reached Friday yet! :D
I'll be sure to read it agian after midnight tonight, perhaps it will become funny on some different level then :silly:
ragt20
02-21-2002, 05:40 PM
that is funny..:lol2: seen it b4...and am sure it was here on AF a while ago.........:rolleyes: still :hehehe:
Spec2 Girl
02-21-2002, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
that is funny..:lol2: seen it b4...and am sure it was here on AF a while ago.........:rolleyes: still :hehehe: I just got it sent to me this morning. We must be a bit slower over this side of the world! :hehehe: :p
that is funny..:lol2: seen it b4...and am sure it was here on AF a while ago.........:rolleyes: still :hehehe: I just got it sent to me this morning. We must be a bit slower over this side of the world! :hehehe: :p
darkness
02-21-2002, 08:28 PM
slower or maybe a bit bass-ackward
ac427cpe
02-22-2002, 01:06 PM
:lol2: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! that was great!
taranaki
02-22-2002, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by darkness
slower or maybe a bit bass-ackward
Ithought the rooster got shot because the farmer thought it was bass-ackward....:confused: :confused: :confused: my head hurts...I need TO SLEEEEP....
slower or maybe a bit bass-ackward
Ithought the rooster got shot because the farmer thought it was bass-ackward....:confused: :confused: :confused: my head hurts...I need TO SLEEEEP....
Gonthrax
02-22-2002, 01:56 PM
Lol, I read it agian. And it IS funnier now thats its Friday!
RazorGTR
02-24-2002, 11:13 AM
Hahahah
Yea don't mess wif us old farts :finger:
Yea don't mess wif us old farts :finger:
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