Really Funny: Read this!!
DVSNCYNIKL
06-07-2001, 02:34 PM
Sometimes it does take a rocket Scientist (true story)
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all
traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent
incidents of>collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the
windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and
a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the
engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed
into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the
control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself
in the>back wallof the cabin, like an! arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the
experiment,>along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US
scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken"
I swear this is true!!
:huh:
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all
traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent
incidents of>collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the
windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and
a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the
engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed
into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the
control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself
in the>back wallof the cabin, like an! arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the
experiment,>along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US
scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Thaw the chicken"
I swear this is true!!
:huh:
Lordrandall
06-07-2001, 03:20 PM
LOL, I think I got that email last year. :D
DVSNCYNIKL
06-07-2001, 03:48 PM
Yeah, somebody just sent me that today, thought it was very funny too.
"Thaw the chicken"!!hahahahahahah
cracks me up.:D
"Thaw the chicken"!!hahahahahahah
cracks me up.:D
Lizard King
06-07-2001, 06:16 PM
LMAO!! That was the funniest thing I've heard all hour. Is it really true? I've never heard about it before.
DVSNCYNIKL
06-07-2001, 07:26 PM
I don't know. Probably is, probably isn't.
primera man
06-08-2001, 04:18 AM
hahahahah....you got to be joking !!!!:D :D
What a laugh
What a laugh
DVSNCYNIKL
06-08-2001, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by primera man
hahahahah....you got to be joking !!!!:D :D
What a laugh
I certainly hope it is a joke, cuz if it isn't.
hahahahah....you got to be joking !!!!:D :D
What a laugh
I certainly hope it is a joke, cuz if it isn't.
YogsVR4
06-08-2001, 02:32 PM
That is a riot! The perfect kind of joke.
primera man
06-08-2001, 03:21 PM
...AND THESE two countries are meant to be the "super powers"......makes ya feel save ? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Lizard King
06-08-2001, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by primera man
...AND THESE two countries are meant to be the "super powers"......makes ya feel save ? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
England is the only one who looks bad in this story and we aren't a superpower. :)
...AND THESE two countries are meant to be the "super powers"......makes ya feel save ? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
England is the only one who looks bad in this story and we aren't a superpower. :)
Porsche
06-11-2001, 04:33 PM
hahaha. I want to see this gun...
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