More one-liners
crayzayjay
10-29-2004, 11:17 AM
More dry british humour , just to warn those that "didn't get it" last time.
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You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you,
because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?"
And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening...Self-raising?"
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork ...
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The
hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join
the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber".
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
tunnel,then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
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You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you,
because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?"
And you murmur to yourself: "Shit, I wasn't listening...Self-raising?"
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.
I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork ...
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The
hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join
the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber".
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
tunnel,then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
YogsVR4
10-29-2004, 11:42 AM
What would the circus want with a plumber
:rofl:
Now that was my kind of humor :iceslolan
:rofl:
Now that was my kind of humor :iceslolan
crayzayjay
10-29-2004, 11:54 AM
That was my favourite too, along with the last one :iceslolan
blindside.AMG
10-29-2004, 05:44 PM
What's worse than a druken Irishman?
A sober Englishman. :icon16:
A sober Englishman. :icon16:
WickedNYCowboy
10-29-2004, 06:43 PM
Great Post! :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
Damien
10-29-2004, 07:18 PM
HEY!!! I got all those!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Andydg
10-29-2004, 08:08 PM
HEY!!! I got all those!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Me too!!! :iceslolan
Me too!!! :iceslolan
Raz_Kaz
10-29-2004, 11:15 PM
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
tunnel,then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Loved those ones...HA HA HA HA
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a
tunnel,then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Loved those ones...HA HA HA HA
Jas_M
10-31-2004, 02:04 PM
I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork ...
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Good stuff. :iceslolan
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Good stuff. :iceslolan
Dublinguy
11-01-2004, 08:04 AM
I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork ...
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Sadly they are only funny cause they are true... :lol2: brilliant jokes!!
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Sadly they are only funny cause they are true... :lol2: brilliant jokes!!
lordvektra
11-01-2004, 01:09 PM
HAHA those were good :lol:
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