Cigarettes and Tampons
twospirits
10-28-2004, 12:33 AM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she!
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TS out (to the pharmacy)
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she!
http://santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/signowned.gif
TS out (to the pharmacy)
Jas_M
10-28-2004, 12:36 AM
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On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
96Civ
10-28-2004, 12:38 AM
Heard that one a loooong time ago, but still a very good one. Ty.
Partizan
10-28-2004, 07:36 PM
:rofl:Lol, thats awesome
clawhammer
10-28-2004, 09:46 PM
Haha, that's very funny.
indyram
10-29-2004, 01:06 AM
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On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
If I wanna get laid after the rag, I do. I really don't see a big deal. No different than if you sent your wife to get rubbers.
On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
If I wanna get laid after the rag, I do. I really don't see a big deal. No different than if you sent your wife to get rubbers.
Jas_M
10-29-2004, 01:08 AM
Only sailors use condoms baby! :rofl:
grimmy
10-29-2004, 01:13 AM
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On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
what? why not. are you embarrased to buy toilet paper.
On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
what? why not. are you embarrased to buy toilet paper.
Jas_M
10-29-2004, 01:26 AM
Toilet paper is one thing. Feminine hygiene prodcuts are another story.
grimmy
10-29-2004, 01:33 AM
hmm. personaly i find crap to be more disgusting than a little blood.
Jas_M
10-29-2004, 01:57 AM
I find them equally disgusting, and when either 'event' is taking place, i steer clear of my wife.
Oz
10-29-2004, 02:04 AM
I'm with Jas_M. Ignorance is bliss.
ec437
10-29-2004, 02:23 AM
:icon16:
On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
if those things have wings let 'em fly here on their own!!!
lol
On a side note, what kind of pansy actually goes to the store to buy tampons/maxi-pads for his wife anyway? No way in hell would i ever buy that shit for my wife.
if those things have wings let 'em fly here on their own!!!
lol
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