Caption contest!!!!

already posted this, but Partizan said we should have a caption contest and this is a damn good pic :loser:

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/2963/ricer2.jpg


ready...set...GO!!!

"She was about this tall, and her face looked like this."

"if you look closely you can see the reflection of the shortbus he is trying to race in the car"

"While pointing to his all-pwning NOS-turbo-supercharger-gofast-fuckup button, the subject fails to realize how obvious it is to everyone watching that his boyfriend is giving him fantastic head"

"ENGINE R TEHRE!!!!!!!!!!!"

said the ricer with down's syndrome, as he pointed towards the front of the car.

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"I can't reach the steering wheel!"

"even if I DON'T win, I've got my boyfriend in my lap, SUCKA!!!"

"here is a prime example of the subject ricaruis maximus, watch how he instinctively glances over at passing cars wanting to incite the ritual mating dance in which all other cars leave him in the dust"

"Yeah, that is a genuine Double Vtec, triple turbocharged and supercharged Honda v12 racing engine, used in the f1 cars under my bonnet."

or

"See this button here, I don't know what it does but it makes the car feel faster, so fast that it makes air come through the vents in the dashboard!"

"Help me ! Im falling through the bottom of the floor"

"Word up to the burbs! and all my wiggers in the struggle! one love"

"I wish I owned this Nova in front of me" :p

"Wearing my hat backwards helps with aero-dynamics"


"Don't make me press the hor..errr NAWS button"

"my Steering Doesn't Work! Call The A Team!"

"I just found out that my boyfriend rigged the siliconfluxcapitatedmicrondifbulator on the intake solenoid dijibber, should be an easy fix as soon as figure out how to work this...oh shit pebble!!"

^:)

http://img42.exs.cx/img42/2963/ricer2.jpg

What's that suppose to be?

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Check me blinging wheels right

Stare and Drive bro, Paul Walker taught me. He's in the footwell now, sucking me off.

USDM LHD pwnz j00.

this way to the circus!

1st:"You know you like this rice-wigger act! Maybe I can be in 3 Fast 3 Furious!"

2nd:"I lost to a 1985 Toyota Camry but it don't matter because I'm getting some thing out of a magazine thats suposed to make me go fast or something like that..."

Yay, Caption Contest lol. Lots of good ones so far keep em coming guys.

"I gots a sleeper, Type R sticker in the footwell!"

"i got one of them whistle tips...w000 w0000000000000000000000000000000"

http://www.hugeimage.com/userfiles/swills/lll.jpg


"My finger point!"

"how bout this, you take off first and when you slow down ill drive by real fast after my tach tells me to shift"

"you just PWNED ME!"

"you never had me, you never had your car"

"My go fast thingy says I've almost got 45 points DUDE!"

"you never had me, you never had your car"
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:lol: Best one yet.

Rice Rice Baby...Word to your Mother..

Check it out I broke 25mph!!!!!!!

"Some may say the ADA has gone too far by insisting that mongoloids be allowed to have a driver's license."

"Don't make me press the hor..errr NAWS button"

Buddy of mine has a setup like that. He flips a switch to the left to use the horn, and to the right to shoot his nos, pretty slick setup.




"Dat Daewoo is mad tyte! He must be supercharged or sumtin!"