Wankers at Service Stations

So before I go to University today, I see that I have no fuel at all and I need to fill up. Its pretty rush hour around my area in the morning, so when I finally do get to my "service station" its nearly packed full.

Since my fuel cap is on the left side of the car and all the pumps on that side are taken I decide to go to the opposite sided pump and see if I can swing around my pump thingo. NUP! I cant, so I decide to do a u-turn to get back in the correct direction, when bam!.....

FAGGOT! this dum bastard old man, comes in out of nowhere and snatches my spot! :eek: and gives me this look like as if nothing happened.!?(the death look, The look that makes me want to strangle people till their necks are spaghetti)

So I frickin shout my ass off at him and tell him to get fucked, and bail because he wont move and also before I do something stupid like ramming his car(a poxy bmw by the way).

Great! just as I bail my car overheats and I have no coolant (french reliability my asshole, dam pug),

So I decided I'm too pissed off to go to University today, so I'll just chill here with my beers and vent.

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That sucks...I hate when people do that, same when they steal parking spots!!! Death/extreme injury to those people.

Some lady exploded on me when I pulled into a gas spot before her even though she was behind me pulling in. I just walked in to pay for my gas, watching her the whole time.

I wish I could show you how poorly desgined this service station is, The guy who made plans for it must of been stevie wonder.

I swear there is so little sapce to manouvre, I dont know how half the people with 4wd's get in.

man im still angry ahhhh,
the sort of anger that wants to make me KILL j/k

Dude - why didn't you take your 180 to uni? Much more bitchin' ride.

And secondly. why didn't you slash the fuckers tyres. If he likes the spot so much, he can fucking stay there.

Don't take no crap from no one.

Are you mad at yourself because you made an ass of yourself? He couldn't read your mind and probrably thought you were finished or just goofing around. Then when your POS blew up he probrably had to strain to keep a straight face. Be careful who you mess with too, because a lot of us "oldtimers" aren't the least bit afraid of you. We'll dance if you want.

You sounds like exactly the kind of wanker he encountered! Last one who tried that crap on me (doing a U turn in the middle of an intersection across double lines, I got on the horn, he turned around illegally AGAIN and followed me... just to mouth off) ended up with a broken face. And I'd happily do it again.

Thats funny OZ, because I didn't realize an intersection had double lines in it. :screwy:

Just get a real havy beater car and dent it up real good and people will never even try to mess with 'your spot'... EVER.

This particular intersection did. We live in different countries remember.

oh yes... sorry, forgot.

Then when your POS blew up he probrably had to strain to keep a straight face. Be careful who you mess with too, because a lot of us "oldtimers" aren't the least bit afraid of you. We'll dance if you want.

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Are you mad at yourself because you made an ass of yourself? He couldn't read your mind and probrably thought you were finished or just goofing around. Then when your POS blew up he probrably had to strain to keep a straight face. Be careful who you mess with too, because a lot of us "oldtimers" aren't the least bit afraid of you. We'll dance if you want.

Fuck outta here mate, with that bullshit. You think your fucking right in every decision you make. Yet all your posts are to insite arguments,,Claiming your old yet you lack the maturity with such comments as your "POS". what do you drive oh fucking king of internet forums?
And he was about 70+ easily so if your that old, what the hell you doing on the internet and not in a nursing home.

Dude - why didn't you take your 180 to uni? Much more bitchin' ride.

And secondly. why didn't you slash the fuckers tyres. If he likes the spot so much, he can fucking stay there.

Don't take no crap from no one.



Trust me if he was younger I would of bashed him, but he was this stupid old asian man in his 80s with his life support clinging in the car.

And, I would drive the 180, if it didnt have a blown turbo and bent rear axle! (dont ask)

[QUOTE=Fully_Sick]Fuck outta here mate, with that bullshit. You think your fucking right in every decision you make.

DUH, of course I think I'm right in my decisions. Do you make what you think are wrong decisions? Sounds retarded to do that.

Trust me if he was younger I would of bashed him, but he was this stupid old asian man in his 80s with his life support clinging in the car.

A few months back I saw a "stupid old asian man" a Korean, have his car kicked by a young tuff-guy at a gas pump. When the old man got out to inspect the damage, Mr. tuff-guy tried to slap him. So the "stupid old asian man" showed him what Tae Kwon Do is. After Tuff-guy pulled his bloody face out of the pavement, the cops arrived and proceeded to kick his ass some more. It was a HOOT, wish I'd had time to video-tape it. I still see Mr. Tuff-guy, and never forget to ask him what it's like to have his ass handed to him by a geriatric.

sounds like BS to me.

Getting beaten up by a 5' geriatric when im 6'4?, martial arts are for the movies...

I hope nothing of any real consequence ever goes horribly wrong in your life :)

Road rage has to be the most ridiculous thing ever

Road rage has to be the most ridiculous thing ever

Agreed... there is just something about cars that pisses people the f**k off.

Btw, martial arts is a technique that can be mastered like anything else... kickboxing, wrestling, streetfighting, etc. Being big and strong is useless if you don't know how to land an attack and is even more useless if the other guy can dodge them.

Well Iam sure you guys are the most boring people on earth, if you never get angered and always keep a cool head.


If you have never encountered a bit of anger loss of rational when you've been driving then your just lieing to yourself...

either way im drunk and could give a fucks less

I didn't say I dont get angry, its just people that drive around and just because of that, they get mood swings. Maybe missed a green light, got stuck in traffic, its very common for people to just become angry when in a car and try and lash out at others around them.

[QUOTE=Fully_Sick]sounds like BS to me.

Nope, true story. No need to BS anyone. The Tuff-guy's nickname is "Monster" and hangs out at our neighborhood store. But he ain't so monster anymore.

Sounds like you need to join your Marines and take some of that aggression out on Al Queda. Or do you just rage at old men?

[QUOTE=Fully_Sick]sounds like BS to me.

Nope, true story. No need to BS anyone. The Tuff-guy's nickname is "Monster" and hangs out at our neighborhood store. But he ain't so monster anymore.

Sounds like you need to join your Marines and take some of that aggression out on Al Queda. Or do you just rage at old men?
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Killing Al Queda - that will solve all of our problems you small minded simpleton.

And, I would drive the 180, if it didnt have a blown turbo and bent rear axle! (dont ask)

sorry, but I gotta ask. WTF happened?

Well Iam sure you guys are the most boring people on earth, if you never get angered and always keep a cool head.


If you have never encountered a bit of anger loss of rational when you've been driving then your just lieing to yourself...

either way im drunk and could give a fucks less

lol. I once rammed a car that was taking too long to get over judder bars. I wasn't angry at him though - just wanted him to go faster :p

I've noticed too that often people who are perfectly courteous and well-behaved in real life tend to grow an ego the size of the rock of Gibraltar when get behind the wheel, and treat any minor thing as a personal insult.

Some guy nicked your pump spot = you got 0wned :) . Getting worked up about something so minor is just silly.

I work at a car garage and we sell gas...I've seen the idiocies of pump rage. I can't believe how IMPATIENT people are these days. We're not going to run out of gas (yet....) and it's not going to kill you to wait.

There was a customer we had who was so intimidated by the car of young guys behind him who were waiting and harrassing him (he was having trouble using his cc at the pump) that he drove off with my nozzle still in his tank and the car of 'boys' had to wait even longer AND move....

Some guy nicked your pump spot = you got 0wned . Getting worked up about something so minor is just silly.

So I got owned because that guy was being a silly twat, and he stole my spot. Ok.. your cool

sorry, but I gotta ask. WTF happened?

Shifting at 8000rpm each ger daily took its toll on the turbo.

the axle was one day when it was wet and i was out in the countryside with mates, trying to be little hardcore drifters. Needless to say, i hit this curb hell hard.

wow... I actually whacked (partially controlled slide :p ) the BMW's front right wheel into (and over, then off again, actually broke the curb) a curb almost sideways at about 30 mph and it didn't even need an alignment! you musta hit hard.

I hit the curb at about 80km/h, because I bloody hit the brakes in the wet(retard!) and I couldnt straighten out.

This was after I had hurted the car through countless corners for most of the day, With only springs added to my car as far as handling modifications. A stupid move

Yeah that is messed up. It is a lack of courtesy. Its even worse when you are hauling a trailer and there is one diesel fuel pump in the place. Used to have that problem alot. People are too impaitent. I learned not to get mad at other peoples' stupidity or bad manners its just the way the world is heading in those catagories of life.

i'm not siding with the old guy but old guys are fuckin crazy... not that old but like 50 year olds will beat the FUCK out of you without hesitating. Like a 20 year old guy will get in a fight with somebody and talk alot of shit, while the old guy will just knock the guy out.

Old guys are serious... they have experience, and dont hesitate knocking out a young buck. Not saying they'll always win, but they'll catch you off guard... i've seen it happen

old guys are crazy

and tae kwon do :rolleyes: pleeeeeeeeeease...... that shit doesnt work in the street. I know, i used to take Kung Fu, and kung fu is way more complete than tae kwon do, tae kwon do is like 90% kicks

Tae Kwon do worked, in this case. I don't think much of martial arts either. But this punk is a big guy and the little Korean whipped that ass in about 1 second. If I wasn't right there I wouldn't have believed it. And you're absolutely correct about the old guys.

Oh deal with it! Its one of the "downs" to living in a world with people. Starting fights with people because of the way they drive is a good way to get you killed (at least where i live). Now sombody beats up your lil brother... then get pissed off, but kill the petty shit. If you still dont understand \/ See sig for explination.

i'm not siding with the old guy but old guys are fuckin crazy... not that old but like 50 year olds will beat the FUCK out of you without hesitating. Like a 20 year old guy will get in a fight with somebody and talk alot of shit, while the old guy will just knock the guy out.

Listen to me, yes ME, I was there, nnot YOU but ME...

The guy seriously was around the age of 70, half blind for all I know. You obviously have had your mind brainwashed by hollywood movie if you think this guy is Mr Miyagi, get real the both of you.

The fact he was so old and fraile was the reason I wouldnt have hit him. Yes I actually felt sorry because he was THAT old..

now shut the fuck up with you "ohh but old people kick ass" BS.

Listen to me, yes ME, I was there, nnot YOU but ME...

The guy seriously was around the age of 70, half blind for all I know. You obviously have had your mind brainwashed by hollywood movie if you think this guy is Mr Miyagi, get real the both of you.

The fact he was so old and fraile was the reason I wouldnt have hit him. Yes I actually felt sorry because he was THAT old..

now shut the fuck up with you "ohh but old people kick ass" BS.



Now reed what i wrote



i'm not siding with the old guy but old guys are fuckin crazy... not that old but like 50 year olds



I'm not talkin about you... i said old guys around 50
They dont hesitate... they'll try fukin you up, or punching you in a second. Cause they're older, they have experience and they dont give a fuk.

Hey, the issue here is that the Old Asian guy (Kung Fu master or not) didn't even look and cut our buddy Fully Sick off. Around where I come from the Asians (ok stereotyping a bit) don't even bother to look before doing anywhere, the worst are the women in their 50's, they'll run your ass over in a second, going 5mph in a parking lot.