Teddy bears
crayzayjay
10-21-2004, 06:36 PM
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and end up leaving together.
Back at his place, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears - hundreds of cute, small bears on a shelf near the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have such a large collection of teddy bears, but decides not to mention it, and actually is quite impressed by this obvious sign of his sensitive nature.
She turns to him... they kiss... then rip each other's clothes off and have sex.
After an intense night of passion with Mr Sensitive, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
:lol2: :lol2:
Back at his place, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears - hundreds of cute, small bears on a shelf near the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have such a large collection of teddy bears, but decides not to mention it, and actually is quite impressed by this obvious sign of his sensitive nature.
She turns to him... they kiss... then rip each other's clothes off and have sex.
After an intense night of passion with Mr Sensitive, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
:lol2: :lol2:
KustmAce
10-21-2004, 07:15 PM
Noice!
imtheoneandonlyD
10-22-2004, 03:25 AM
lmao, thats awesome.
240NIZ
10-22-2004, 10:52 AM
Hehehehehe Beary funny...
deedlit
10-22-2004, 11:50 AM
:lol:
Rbraczyk
10-22-2004, 12:17 PM
Thats great. I wonder what happens if they dont' win a prize...
Dustin_S
10-22-2004, 10:05 PM
Thats great. I wonder what happens if they dont' win a prize...
Play until you win! :icon16: ;)
Play until you win! :icon16: ;)
jmrev
10-22-2004, 10:50 PM
:lol2: funny stuff man! :lol:
Raz_Kaz
10-23-2004, 10:41 AM
Burn!
NeonAtron
10-23-2004, 03:28 PM
Burn!
uh, what he said. :lol:
uh, what he said. :lol:
lordvektra
10-23-2004, 11:34 PM
HAHA :lol2:
Chavez408
10-24-2004, 12:10 AM
BEACHE guuut seerrvveeeeD!
Jas_M
10-24-2004, 01:00 AM
Nice, i tell you my sex secrets in confidence, and you turn it into a joke. Way to go. :loser:
Partizan
10-24-2004, 01:48 PM
Ive heard that one before but it's still great.
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