why not another joke...

i am a golfer, so shut up





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80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?" The old timer said, "I'm a golfer & that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight & out golfing up and down the fairways.
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning...and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure There's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grand-father's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No...... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."
The doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

*shakes head in dismay*

lol... AF... hitting new lows daily...

Wow, I get it.. :headshake

For those who don't get it, think about today's young people who get married without really wanting to. Something happens, and then another thing happens a little over 3/4 a year later.

For those who don't get it, think about today's young people who get married without really wanting to. Something happens, and then another thing happens a little over 3/4 a year later.
I... still don't get it

having kids...

A joke that needs explaining is not a very good joke at all...

I understand the part about having kids when your 18-20, but did I miss what was suppose to be funny?

Hahahaha. Golf OwN5 j00!

:wtf:

the old 118 year old man had sex and got a girl knocked up, and married her against his will. The funnyness is in the fact that the old cooter can still perform.

My apologies for being blunt.

:lol2:
To those that needed an explanation, I assume you'll be voting Bush in 10 days.
/fire proof suit on

I understand the part about having kids when your 18-20

My mom had me when she was 16, she got pregnant at 15. I'm fifteen now and she is thirty. I really like our age difference because I can have her for a longer time , rather than a 7 year old kid with a 40 year old mom.

My mom had me when she was 16, she got pregnant at 15. I'm fifteen now and she is thirty.

Is she a MILF?

Yeah the joke sucked....bad. :screwy:

Is she a MILF?

Whats that?

My mom had me when she was 16, she got pregnant at 15. I'm fifteen now and she is thirty. I really like our age difference because I can have her for a longer time , rather than a 7 year old kid with a 40 year old mom.

Want to know something funny? I am the other way around... I am 17 and my SISTER is 31 with a kid.. (I am an uncle... yeaaahh)

Its odd to think that if a family kept having kids when they all were 20, the youngest of the family would be able to touch his living great grandfather.. :lol2:

yeah well on Oprah today they had a girl who's mom was her sister.

i am a golfer, so shut up
The old timer said, "No...... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."
The doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

As being a golfer myself i can say that joke sucked...I was waiting for some great ender and then "Who said he wanted to?" :headshake

Is she a MILF?

:banhim: I'm 15 and really atached to my mom and you are telling me if she is a mylf. Can someone ban him or at least delete that post and my posts that replied to his post.

:banhim: I'm 15 and really atached to my mom and you are telling me if she is a mylf. Can someone ban him or at least delete that post and my posts that replied to his post.
No.

:banhim: I'm 15 and really atached to my mom and you are telling me if she is a mylf. Can someone ban him or at least delete that post and my posts that replied to his post.

You are in a delicate time in your life when you will start learning not to give a shit what other people think... good luck and god speed. :)

boo him! boo that man!