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Dude, did you see that monkey in the cocoanut tree? It was like chilling up there, for no apparent reason. I reallly don't know what to do know. I have never seen such circumsances in the jumping walnut singers. But man, it was so crazy, you would have no idea what was going on if you saw it, but I just told you about it so you do know what is going on now. I also just had a glass of orange juice, so that will really help with the baking of pizzas on this fine afternoon. I just wonder how they will react to one another, but that will be a discussion for another place, another time.

Does anyone else have a story of such happenings in the pinecone earwigs??

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? This is hardly the place for your tripped-out, acid junkie stories. Go do stupid crap on another forum site.