Joke
crayzayjay
10-21-2004, 05:32 AM
A woman decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin"?
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
" Oh no," says Dave." He's on my darts team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a beer. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She screams at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabbie turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
:iceslolan
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin"?
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
" Oh no," says Dave." He's on my darts team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a beer. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She screams at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabbie turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
:iceslolan
dantheman00114
10-21-2004, 08:59 AM
haahha hes dead
kittedb18bt
10-21-2004, 09:45 AM
oh man, that one got me! would love to see the look on their faces when the cabbie said that.
Fully_Sick
10-21-2004, 09:51 AM
the punchline was not the one i was hoping to hear
otherwise
not bad
otherwise
not bad
YogsVR4
10-21-2004, 11:05 AM
SniperX13
10-21-2004, 02:34 PM
now thats a good one.
Damien
10-21-2004, 03:25 PM
Didn't see that one coming actually...
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