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A jazz chord


crayzayjay
10-21-2004, 06:26 AM
Stevie Wonder has just finished a sell-out concert in Japan and after the applause has died down he asks the crowd if there's anything they'd like him to play. This little Japanese fella at the front is jumping up and down, shouting and waving his arms like a madman so Stevie asks him what he'd like him to play.

He shouts "Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

So Stevie belts out a 2 minute solo in F#minor on his piano and the crowd are in raptures.

"No, no", the little man shouts "play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord".

A little bemused, Stevie does a 3 minute impromptu in A Flat major and gets the crowd rocking.


The little fella shouts "No, no, I want you to play a jazz chord!!!".


Stevie gives in and says "how does that go then?" To which he replies.....


































"A jazz choooooord to say I ruv you!"






:iceslolan :grinno:

Dublinguy
10-21-2004, 06:49 AM
oh my god its so bad it is funny!!!!!

-Davo
10-21-2004, 08:09 AM
I dont get it.

whttrshpunk
10-21-2004, 11:44 AM
Allow me to assist....

A jazz chord=I just called

crayzayjay
10-21-2004, 11:56 AM
Quite. And ruv = love

goat_launcher
10-21-2004, 12:42 PM
Uhhhhh still stupid. :disappoin Doesn't make sense anyways...a single chord can't denote whether or not it's part of classical music, jazz or whatever.

You're still a cool guy tho, just tell the person who told you the joke to think B4 he talks again.

2strokebloke
10-21-2004, 01:22 PM
Funny.

kittedb18bt
10-21-2004, 01:52 PM
Uhhhhh still stupid. :disappoin Doesn't make sense anyways...a single chord can't denote whether or not it's part of classical music, jazz or whatever.

You're still a cool guy tho, just tell the person who told you the joke to think B4 he talks again.

the joke was ok, but your post was much funnier.

ThatRoundHeadedKid
10-21-2004, 08:01 PM
still stumped after the explainations hehe

Toksin
10-22-2004, 01:58 AM
Fucking LOL :thumbsup:

Jas_M
10-22-2004, 02:08 AM
:rofl:

Oz
10-22-2004, 08:19 AM
:lol2:

240NIZ
10-22-2004, 12:06 PM
... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jimster
10-22-2004, 12:47 PM
Loving it!

Rbraczyk
10-22-2004, 01:27 PM
^ Hehe, have you heard any of sandlers skits?

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