Advice for party Animals

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

lmao

Bahahahahahaha :lol:

LOL! It's funny bcause the latter couple resembles my marriage :p

Wow that's great...

:grinno:

haha

buahahahaha, very nice

LOL! It's funny bcause the latter couple resembles my marriage :p
:mad: :frown: :sleeping:

wrong smiley jimster, use one of those next time. (unless you dont like having sex with your wife)

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

hahaha

haa, nice one, actually had a lil laugh there.

:lol: :thumbsup:

LOL! It's funny bcause the latter couple resembles my marriage :p

That's pretty much every marriage. Once you say your 'I do's', it's all downhill from there.

Sweet ....good one.