Bush vs. Kerry

compliments of collegehumor:

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave. Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse," The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

old army joke.Officer and squaddie.Would have been funnier the oyther way around.And more believable.;)

^Why political jokes should stay in the political forum...but I'll be a good conservative Christian, laugh at the joke, and let Naki think it'd be funny the other way. :D :p

I'd do Teresa Kerry. She looks like she'd know what she was doing. Laura Bush looks like she'd just lay there, with that Joker-like smile, waiting for it all to end.

wasent that funny

I'd do Teresa Kerry.

thats a 4 bagger, she looks like a zombie

Wouldn't touch either one of them. :screwy:


Though the one thing that both men appear to have in common is that they honor their marriage which is a nice change from the Clinton years.













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I'd do Teresa Kerry. She looks like she'd know what she was doing. Laura Bush looks like she'd just lay there, with that Joker-like smile, waiting for it all to end.
If you would do Teresa, my guess is that Laura WOULD just be waiting for it to end. You ARE a sicker mofo than your sig would indicate! You must not have much skills.

Though the one thing that both men appear to have in common is that they honor their marriage which is a nice change from the Clinton years.
SO TRUE!! Clinton would have done Barbara Bush

SO TRUE!! Clinton would have done Barbara BushHaha...nasty.

If you would do Teresa, my guess is that Laura WOULD just be waiting for it to end. You ARE a sicker mofo than your sig would indicate! You must not have much skills.

Ok dude, whatever makes you feel better about your own, um, 'shortcomings'.

That's a funny joke. haha

funny joke, but come on dude. i wouldn't even touch teresa with your dick. eww

Pfft - bigger picture guys. I'd do it then sell it to the media for millions. Easy.

Pfft - bigger picture guys. I'd do it then sell it to the media for millions. Easy.


you aint nothing but a ho

Pfft - bigger picture guys. I'd do it then sell it to the media for millions. Easy.


He's right. You probably wouldn't even need to sell it to the media. I'm sure that Kerry would be more than happy to give you millions for it

Its always healthy to appreciate the occasional whore house.