Rude Customers
Oz
10-14-2004, 10:53 PM
LESSON TO ALL EMPLOYEES WHO WORK WITH RUDE CUSTOMERS.
Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
psychorallyfreak
10-14-2004, 10:56 PM
Nice.
I wish that I was that quick-witted when faced with assholes, too...
I wish that I was that quick-witted when faced with assholes, too...
93rollaracer
10-14-2004, 11:07 PM
damn...that chick is freakin awesome
publicenemy137
10-14-2004, 11:33 PM
I need to marry that girl!
Andydg
10-14-2004, 11:51 PM
Good comebacks there.
grimmy
10-15-2004, 12:54 AM
read it here before, but still good stuff.
Jas_M
10-15-2004, 12:03 PM
I'd hop in line for that.
240NIZ
10-15-2004, 02:49 PM
Sweet ....
dugie6551
10-15-2004, 04:56 PM
Give that girl a gold star !!!!
She will be running that company very soon !!!
She :owned: him !!!!
She will be running that company very soon !!!
She :owned: him !!!!
Jay!
10-15-2004, 08:45 PM
"This job would be great if it weren't for the customers." - Randall ;)
Jas_M
10-16-2004, 01:42 AM
Dante: "Oh yeah, which ones?"
Randall: "All of them."
Randall: "All of them."
Damien
10-16-2004, 09:50 AM
I know that ahd to just be posted 'cause it's still fresh in my memory...
Oh well...good stuff! :thumbsup:
Oh well...good stuff! :thumbsup:
Probegt/civic
10-16-2004, 02:15 PM
that bitch was funny if what you say is really true. i would like to cuz out all of my customers at work just like her , unfortunately i cannot because ill get fired :iceslolan
CaTasHtRoPhE 67
10-16-2004, 08:20 PM
great come back
Mbgolden
10-17-2004, 02:28 AM
LOL... That was awesome i would have never thought of that
YogsVR4
10-17-2004, 05:55 PM
:iceslolan That was great!
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