Robbery at the zoo

Two men in balaclavas burst into a zoo, go straight to the elephant enclosure and grab the first one they see. The zoo keeper comes over to see what is going on and they point their guns at the hostage demanding all the cash.

The zoo keeper has the elephant's best interests at heart, so takes them to the safe and hands over the week's takings. The robbers then make their get-a-way taking the elephant with them for security.

The police turn up to the zoo and listen to the zoo keeper as he tells what happened. As the elephant weighs a lot, it left large foot prints as it walked off, so the police follow them all the way to a small house on the outskirts of town, where sure enough, the elephant is standing in the back yard. The house gets surrounded and the police burst in on the two lads and apprehend them.

"Where have you hidden the money?" demands the police chief

"We haven't brought it in yet, we left it in the trunk"

:disappoin either I missed something or that was just really bad

Trunk of the elephant?

I got that part, I was just hoping there was some underlying joke that I missed that was funny

:uhoh: worse joke ever :icon16: :disappoin

it wasn't even cheesy or corny, it was just bad

This thread should be locked based solely on the sheer stupidity of it

sheesh, your a tough crowd across the pond. That's had people in stitches here. :eek7:

I'm not impressed.

Eh, he's english. They're a bit :screwy: over there anyway. Certainly not the worst joke i've ever heard, but not the best either.

yeah its not as lame as the monk joke, where the funny part is I don't tell you the punch line.

I think Tonio should have a talk with him...teach him the ways of terrible jokes :D

Woah... 2nd grade deja-vu... That was quite poor.

I give you F for eFfort...maybe next time

Ehh my mom would think a joke like that is.... "Cute" Which basically means it F(_) ( KI|\| Sucks. Sry man. But hey we know youl come up with a better one in the future you must redeem yourself.

bad joke

But hey we know youl come up with a better one in the future you must redeem yourself.

what goes up must come down. but what goes down will probably never come up.

nope.... BAD...

Dang. Knock Knock jokes are better then that.