Joke *Coz I can*
SiRedge
02-17-2002, 08:33 AM
Ole and Sven were golfing when Sven pulled out a cigar; he didn’t have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.
“Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,” he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
”Yiminy Cricket!” exclaimed Sven, “Vhere did yew get dat monster??"
”Vell,” replied Ole, “I got it from my Genie.”
”You haff a genie?” Sven asked.
”Ya, shure, he’s right here in my bag,” said Ole.
”Could I see him?”
Ole opens the side pocket of his golf bag and out pops the genie.
Sven says, “Hey dere! I’m a good friend of your master; Vill you grant me vun vish?”
”Yes I will”, the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks. The geniehops back into the bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, “I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!”
Ole answers, “Ya, Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?”
:rolleyes: :D
“Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,” he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
”Yiminy Cricket!” exclaimed Sven, “Vhere did yew get dat monster??"
”Vell,” replied Ole, “I got it from my Genie.”
”You haff a genie?” Sven asked.
”Ya, shure, he’s right here in my bag,” said Ole.
”Could I see him?”
Ole opens the side pocket of his golf bag and out pops the genie.
Sven says, “Hey dere! I’m a good friend of your master; Vill you grant me vun vish?”
”Yes I will”, the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks. The geniehops back into the bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, “I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!”
Ole answers, “Ya, Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?”
:rolleyes: :D
SickLude
02-17-2002, 09:25 AM
nice...
YogsVR4
02-17-2002, 12:59 PM
:D I like the corny ones :D
Damien
02-18-2002, 04:04 PM
Corny? Like your jokes Yogs? :D
Just joking. :alien2: That was good, why can't Steel get good jokes like that? :confused: :D
Just joking. :alien2: That was good, why can't Steel get good jokes like that? :confused: :D
Firebird
02-19-2002, 01:09 AM
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: thats pretty damn funny. (no i really don't get out much.
emadboy200
02-19-2002, 12:49 PM
i thought it was semi funny :)
Spec2 Girl
02-19-2002, 03:02 PM
I liked it. :hehehe: :D
SiRedge
02-20-2002, 07:20 AM
Glad it was alright :)
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