First Pitch
twospirits
10-11-2004, 12:25 PM
Don't think this was posted before, so here goes...:p
Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to Bill. First Clinton stares at the guy,then looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently. :disappoin
One agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." What really gets Bill going is when the agent tells him the fans would love it! So Bill just shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that is what the people want."
Then Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the
FIRST PITCH!"
:lol:
TS out
Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to Bill. First Clinton stares at the guy,then looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently. :disappoin
One agent then says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." What really gets Bill going is when the agent tells him the fans would love it! So Bill just shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that is what the people want."
Then Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the
FIRST PITCH!"
:lol:
TS out
Jet-Lee
10-11-2004, 01:34 PM
HAAAHAHAHA!!!! Tis good!!
240NIZ
10-11-2004, 02:06 PM
Good one... :lol:
kittedb18bt
10-11-2004, 02:08 PM
oh yeah, that one got me.
ac427cpe
10-11-2004, 02:22 PM
that one was awesome!!!
KustmAce
10-11-2004, 02:43 PM
:lol2:
Andydg
10-11-2004, 11:20 PM
Lol!!!
imtheoneandonlyD
10-12-2004, 12:47 AM
lmao, that was a good one
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