my attempt at a joke...
dayna240sx
10-10-2004, 06:45 PM
From my FHM magazine.
A man goes to the proctologist, but is embarrassed to talk about his ass. The doctor assures his patient that he's seen it all before, and convinces the man to drop his pants and bend over. But the doctor is speechless at what he sees; the man's asshole has been stretched to the size of a basketball and is very badly bruised.
"Christ!" the doctor screams. "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well," the man says, "I was raped by an elephant."
The doctor thinks for a second and says, "Well, with my limited knowledge of veterinary science, I thought that an elephant's penis was very long and very thin."
"Right," the man agrees, "but he fingered me first."
A man goes to the proctologist, but is embarrassed to talk about his ass. The doctor assures his patient that he's seen it all before, and convinces the man to drop his pants and bend over. But the doctor is speechless at what he sees; the man's asshole has been stretched to the size of a basketball and is very badly bruised.
"Christ!" the doctor screams. "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well," the man says, "I was raped by an elephant."
The doctor thinks for a second and says, "Well, with my limited knowledge of veterinary science, I thought that an elephant's penis was very long and very thin."
"Right," the man agrees, "but he fingered me first."
kittedb18bt
10-10-2004, 06:48 PM
yeah, that one got me. wow.
more women should read magazines directed at men. good job.
more women should read magazines directed at men. good job.
Chavez408
10-10-2004, 07:10 PM
are u trying to tell us something? J/k :D
CrzyMR2T
10-10-2004, 07:15 PM
yeah, that one got me. wow.
more women should read magazines directed at men. good job.
maybe it was her boyfriend, or her brother?
but yea, that got me too. so.. good job dayna! :biggrin:
more women should read magazines directed at men. good job.
maybe it was her boyfriend, or her brother?
but yea, that got me too. so.. good job dayna! :biggrin:
Damien
10-10-2004, 07:16 PM
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