Famous last words.

"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?" -- Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie

"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."

"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer

"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden

"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek

"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"

"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"

"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"

Originally posted by YogsVR4
"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?" -- Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez


I like that one

I love the Win 95 one. So true.

"Of course I know when to pull out honey, hey is that your dad?"

THIS PERSONS LAST WORDS ARE TRUE!!!



Oscar Wilde's last words were, "This wallpaper is killing me; one of us has to go."

-"I want to know the truth!"
-"Yoouuu can't handle the truth!"

...Oh shit, the condom broke :(

heh

If the condom breaks, you're last words will be "I do"

"Wow, that's cool . . . do 'ya think it's loaded?"

"What's this button for?"

"Judging by the knife in your hand I see you're upset . . . look, why don't we just see other people?"

What the hell was that?
Mayor of Hiroshima

"It wasn't me!"

"Fuck me, I just walked through a wire" - Soldier in Vietnam

"who let that women drive"...NASA When the shuttle blew up.

"YOU'RE WHAT??" - DVS's last question to his last ex.:D

Hey Pig - what are those rubber gloves for?

"i only had 2 glasses officer"...as you fall out of your car pissed

"LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING INDIANS!!!"

General Custer after having an artist paint a mural in his home of what he saw on the battlefield. It showed a whole bunch of indians in different sexual positions.

Shit....she's back early !!!....(need we say more !!!!):D

"YOUR MOTHER IN LAW IS STAYING WHERE???" - Primera man after last weekend.:D :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
"YOUR MOTHER IN LAW IS STAYING WHERE???" - Primera man after last weekend.:D :D

LMAO !!!!!!:D :D :D ...THAT WAS SO TRUE

Originally posted by primera man


LMAO !!!!!!:D :D :D ...THAT WAS SO TRUE

lol lol and to think, I was just joking!http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/ez/ezpi_biglaugh.gif

"Will you still love me in the morning".......when you only want a one nighter !!