j0kes
Oz
10-07-2004, 08:17 AM
One day, Prime Minister Howard visited a local primary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the Prime Minister. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mummy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The PM smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The PM shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. Howard, if you and Janette were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
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A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen; she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mum and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it." "You're wasting your time," say's the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mum puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mummy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The PM smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The PM shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. Howard, if you and Janette were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
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A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen; she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mum and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it." "You're wasting your time," say's the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mum puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."
NeonAtron
10-07-2004, 11:45 AM
First one: alright, Secound one: :thumbsup:
KustmAce
10-07-2004, 12:12 PM
:lol2:
Jas_M
10-07-2004, 12:16 PM
:lol:
kittedb18bt
10-07-2004, 12:16 PM
haven't heard the second one, nice.
jcz1987
10-07-2004, 12:46 PM
:lol: That was funny!
psychobadboy
10-07-2004, 12:50 PM
Haha! Those were great! :lol2:
YogsVR4
10-07-2004, 12:51 PM
Another twist on an old classic :lol2:
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