Another comparison between Highschool and College
Raz_Kaz
10-06-2004, 05:56 PM
I just started College this year and I must say that the majority of this list is too true :D
1. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.
2. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.
3. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.
4. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher's guide.
5. In college, there are no tardy slips.
6. In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you get to live with your friends.
7. In college, you don't have to wait in a certain lunch line to be cool.
8. Only nerds e-mailed in high school. (Cool kids hadn't heard of it.)
9. In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.
10. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.
11. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in college, by the drunk frat boys on their way home when the bars close.
12. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade than your high school final exams ever did.
13. In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down.
14. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls.
15. In college, weekends start on Thursday.
16. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus and at what time to find them there.
17. Once you've obtained the information described in #16, it's much more time -consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be in order to "just happen to bump into him/her."
18. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.
19. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates.
20. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and Dad.
21. College girls are cuter than high school girls.
22. College women are legal.
23. In college, when you miss a class (or two or three), you don't need a note from your parents saying you were skip....uh, sick that day.
24. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
25. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.
1. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.
2. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an event before students will come.
3. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.
4. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the teacher's guide.
5. In college, there are no tardy slips.
6. In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you get to live with your friends.
7. In college, you don't have to wait in a certain lunch line to be cool.
8. Only nerds e-mailed in high school. (Cool kids hadn't heard of it.)
9. In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.
10. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.
11. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in college, by the drunk frat boys on their way home when the bars close.
12. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade than your high school final exams ever did.
13. In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down.
14. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college, senior guys hit on freshman girls.
15. In college, weekends start on Thursday.
16. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule of the man/woman you have a crush on, in order to figure out where he/she will be walking around campus and at what time to find them there.
17. Once you've obtained the information described in #16, it's much more time -consuming to run between classes to that place where you know he/she will be in order to "just happen to bump into him/her."
18. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a day.
19. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates.
20. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and Dad.
21. College girls are cuter than high school girls.
22. College women are legal.
23. In college, when you miss a class (or two or three), you don't need a note from your parents saying you were skip....uh, sick that day.
24. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
25. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.
jon@af
10-06-2004, 06:47 PM
Amen to that says I!
Oz
10-06-2004, 07:31 PM
All too true.
kittedb18bt
10-06-2004, 07:42 PM
incredible. almost all true. study, whats that?
xyfalconsrock
10-06-2004, 07:55 PM
At my high school(which I still attend)
The teachers know all the answers already,
and our exams count for around 60%-70% of semester mark.
The teachers know all the answers already,
and our exams count for around 60%-70% of semester mark.
Oz
10-06-2004, 08:12 PM
At my high school(which I still attend)
The teachers know all the answers already,
and our exams count for around 60%-70% of semester mark.
*sigh* Comedy is lost on some.
The teachers know all the answers already,
and our exams count for around 60%-70% of semester mark.
*sigh* Comedy is lost on some.
Jimster
10-06-2004, 09:34 PM
Sigh, then there's the real world after all that....
ec437
10-06-2004, 10:22 PM
I just started College this year and I must say that the majority of this list is too true :D
21. College girls are cuter than high school girls.
oh so damn true. :naughty: hehe and I'm only a junior
24. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed.
haha suckas!!! upperclassmen at my school get off campus lunch. Haven't brought a lunch or bought one at the school yet this year. Unfortunately that also means I spend about $90 a month on lunch...
21. College girls are cuter than high school girls.
oh so damn true. :naughty: hehe and I'm only a junior
24. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed.
haha suckas!!! upperclassmen at my school get off campus lunch. Haven't brought a lunch or bought one at the school yet this year. Unfortunately that also means I spend about $90 a month on lunch...
93rollaracer
10-07-2004, 08:41 AM
so true...saw something like that on here a few months ago, but once you finally get to college, you realize that it all REALLY is true
NeonAtron
10-07-2004, 11:38 AM
college sucks
Rbraczyk
10-07-2004, 11:41 AM
High school sucks more. This year and next year and im done with this toilet.
publicenemy137
10-07-2004, 11:44 AM
same here Rbracyzk, though I'll be done with good ole college. But college is definetly the best years of your life. Working sux, and anything below college sucks. Well, I take that back. Second time best of your life, I still liked it when I was in elementary-middle school and just played bball and vid-games with my friends all day long and riding our bikes without any responsibility. But college is definetly pretty easy too, I just hate stressin about the next exam
KustmAce
10-07-2004, 12:01 PM
22. College women are legal.
So...?
So...?
Jas_M
10-07-2004, 12:19 PM
As long as there's grass on the field, play ball!!
psychobadboy
10-07-2004, 01:24 PM
Pretty much all true.
Nigel215
10-07-2004, 02:56 PM
As long as there's grass on the field, play ball!!
If no grass....play in the mud...:naughty:
Man im gonna burn for that one
If no grass....play in the mud...:naughty:
Man im gonna burn for that one
Gotti
10-07-2004, 05:49 PM
I dunno how people go far away to college when they're 18.... When i was 18 i felt way too young to be done high school and goin to college.
But I hardly attended high school so that shit took me 5 years to complete. Now i'm takin a break an relaxin, seeing how this working situation looks like before i go to college
But I hardly attended high school so that shit took me 5 years to complete. Now i'm takin a break an relaxin, seeing how this working situation looks like before i go to college
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