Todays joke is brought to you by -Davo
-Davo
10-06-2004, 06:44 AM
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
stisnan
10-06-2004, 09:17 AM
Mildly amusing for me .....actually its pretty funny!
Raz_Kaz
10-06-2004, 10:39 AM
LOL...good one
ThatRoundHeadedKid
10-06-2004, 11:12 AM
:lol:
I just did some History of Africa so now I understand that one.
I just did some History of Africa so now I understand that one.
Jas_M
10-06-2004, 11:14 AM
You mean there are other countries out there besides the USA? I don't believe you.
YogsVR4
10-06-2004, 03:07 PM
:lol2: good one
jcsaleen
10-06-2004, 03:36 PM
Nice Plus UNO!
240NIZ
10-06-2004, 04:13 PM
Nice one :lol2:
Oz
10-06-2004, 06:21 PM
:lol2:
NeonAtron
10-07-2004, 10:56 AM
I liked it. Especially the part when it said
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant :lol: i thought it was the best part!
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant :lol: i thought it was the best part!
96Civ
10-07-2004, 01:44 PM
I dont get it. :screwy:
:lol:
:lol:
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