Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
taranaki
10-05-2004, 11:13 PM
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be g! reat to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be g! reat to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
jon@af
10-05-2004, 11:25 PM
You're very right about quite a few of those in my case.
imtheoneandonlyD
10-05-2004, 11:53 PM
lol, those are awesome....and completely true
Oz
10-06-2004, 01:10 AM
:lol2:
crayzayjay
10-06-2004, 03:53 AM
I can definitely confirm a couple of those :D
Sluttypatton
10-06-2004, 04:07 AM
Your on a roll tonight.
Fully_Sick
10-06-2004, 04:58 AM
"Alcoholic"
that ones tough
or "Cosmopolitan"
that ones tough
or "Cosmopolitan"
-Davo
10-06-2004, 05:10 AM
"limit"
"road"
hehehe
"road"
hehehe
kittedb18bt
10-06-2004, 10:02 AM
dont know where i have seen that list. i love it, and shall try a few tonight.(wednesday is my pool night)
knorwj
10-06-2004, 12:26 PM
hmmm I think i've experienced all of those....
...yes even the skirt thing (halloween is an odd holiday)
...yes even the skirt thing (halloween is an odd holiday)
-Josh-
10-06-2004, 03:51 PM
on the last one substitute hedge for truck bed. But pretty much all apply here to.
jcsaleen
10-06-2004, 03:56 PM
new title ~ Things that are difficult to say at people when your drunk.
my response ~ nothing!
my response ~ nothing!
Beastiek2
10-06-2004, 04:10 PM
mmmm saying NO to an busted chick when your drunk, thats a hard word for me.
jcsaleen
10-06-2004, 04:26 PM
the greatest word ever to say if u can when ur drunk.
supercalafrajalisticexpialidotious.....
YEA I feel good!
supercalafrajalisticexpialidotious.....
YEA I feel good!
ImolaEK
10-06-2004, 06:26 PM
:lol:
Hypsi87
10-07-2004, 12:48 AM
Try explaing mechanical crap.I am a "smart" drunk, I try to explain the effects and theroies behind alcohol injection and pointless crap like that. You know, crap that 99% of the drunkin population does not care about....... sheesh I need a woman :icon16:
-Josh-
10-07-2004, 01:06 AM
You love that alcohol injection dont you, why dont you get fuckin tanked one of these nights and try to explain it to us in piss posts......heheheh
Sluttypatton
10-07-2004, 01:28 AM
Alcohol injection? You're wild, I prefer to drink mine.:icon16:
Hypsi87
10-07-2004, 08:44 PM
You love that alcohol injection dont you, why dont you get fuckin tanked one of these nights and try to explain it to us in piss posts......heheheh
ok then, I will.
ok then, I will.
Melis
10-07-2004, 09:15 PM
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be g! reat to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
Wine is good! AND politics just get better LOL. Are we old school?
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be g! reat to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
Wine is good! AND politics just get better LOL. Are we old school?
Jas_M
10-08-2004, 11:16 AM
Try explaing mechanical crap.I am a "smart" drunk, I try to explain the effects and theroies behind alcohol injection and pointless crap like that. You know, crap that 99% of the drunkin population does not care about....... sheesh I need a woman :icon16:
What is this alcohol injection you speak of? Please, my lord, tell me more.
What is this alcohol injection you speak of? Please, my lord, tell me more.
ci5ic
10-08-2004, 02:38 PM
"Brewery" and "Warrior" are impossible...
They're even kinda hard sober... brerry waryor...
They're even kinda hard sober... brerry waryor...
Karen512
10-09-2004, 11:09 PM
I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge
thats great~ :lol2: :lol2:
thats great~ :lol2: :lol2:
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