Things You Hear Just Before......
DVSNCYNIKL
06-03-2001, 07:17 PM
the fun stops and somebody loses an Eye!
Hey! Watch me juggle these steak knives!
Buddy, toss me that sharp stick.
I'm running with scissors! I'm running with scissors!
Let's play a game of "catch the icicle."
You've been fussing with that champagne bottle cork for five minutes. Here, let an expert take a look at it.
Dude, check out the sun through my new telescope.
Look, an old hornet nest. Let's take a peek inside.
Timmy, stop dropping marbles into the fan.
I'm sorry, Mr. Monocular, you're right optic nerve is not Y2K compliant.
Drat! I've jammed the paper shredder with my letter opener. Maybe if I hit the "reverse" button...
Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.
Mom! Freddie loaded his squirt gun with drain cleaner!
:D :frog: :D
Hey! Watch me juggle these steak knives!
Buddy, toss me that sharp stick.
I'm running with scissors! I'm running with scissors!
Let's play a game of "catch the icicle."
You've been fussing with that champagne bottle cork for five minutes. Here, let an expert take a look at it.
Dude, check out the sun through my new telescope.
Look, an old hornet nest. Let's take a peek inside.
Timmy, stop dropping marbles into the fan.
I'm sorry, Mr. Monocular, you're right optic nerve is not Y2K compliant.
Drat! I've jammed the paper shredder with my letter opener. Maybe if I hit the "reverse" button...
Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.
Mom! Freddie loaded his squirt gun with drain cleaner!
:D :frog: :D
enzo@af
06-04-2001, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
[b]
Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
Not a finga'!
It's the Clinkaaaaaaa!
Great movie!
[b]
Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
Not a finga'!
It's the Clinkaaaaaaa!
Great movie!
DVSNCYNIKL
06-04-2001, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by enzo@af
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
Not a finga'!
It's the Clinkaaaaaaa!
Great movie!
Definitely a classic!!:D
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.
Not a finga'!
It's the Clinkaaaaaaa!
Great movie!
Definitely a classic!!:D
Porsche
06-04-2001, 08:13 AM
You have way to much time on your hands man. Keep'em coming though!
DVSNCYNIKL
06-04-2001, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Porsche
You have way to much time on your hands man. Keep'em coming though!
Well, at work, I'm always on the computer. That's my job. So, when it's dead and employees come to me with problems, questions and what not, what better way to spend my time than moderating in here and talking with a bunch of katz that are cool.
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT COMING FROM ME YES IT IS!!!
So, I like to talk on all subjects and post somethings that make you think. Sometimes though, I like to joke and shit so, hence, this topic. It's pretty funny how you take things for granted and don't think about it till it's not there.
Oh damn, here we go, let's keep this on topic!!:mad:
:D
You have way to much time on your hands man. Keep'em coming though!
Well, at work, I'm always on the computer. That's my job. So, when it's dead and employees come to me with problems, questions and what not, what better way to spend my time than moderating in here and talking with a bunch of katz that are cool.
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT COMING FROM ME YES IT IS!!!
So, I like to talk on all subjects and post somethings that make you think. Sometimes though, I like to joke and shit so, hence, this topic. It's pretty funny how you take things for granted and don't think about it till it's not there.
Oh damn, here we go, let's keep this on topic!!:mad:
:D
YogsVR4
06-04-2001, 02:08 PM
Add - Now put this apple on your head just like we just read about.
enzo@af
06-04-2001, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Add - Now put this apple on your head just like we just read about.
Did you mean to post this in the "Famous last words thread"?:p
Add - Now put this apple on your head just like we just read about.
Did you mean to post this in the "Famous last words thread"?:p
YogsVR4
06-04-2001, 05:02 PM
Yeah, I meant to put this in the other thread. Oops. Ah well, nothing like a small bit of confusion to keep the mind running.
matt
06-04-2001, 07:41 PM
DVSNCYNIKL, what do you do for a living? Sounds interesting.
DVSNCYNIKL
06-04-2001, 08:00 PM
I'm an Analyst. I track money managers worldwide.
Lordrandall
06-04-2001, 09:18 PM
"So how many cans of lighter fluid should I use in the gas BBQ?"
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