10 husbands still a virgin
kittedb18bt
10-03-2004, 10:11 PM
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
YogsVR4
10-03-2004, 10:33 PM
I still love these classics :iceslolan
kcap122
10-03-2004, 10:46 PM
haha nice. btw the sig is awesome, looks like a senior that graduated from my school last year who drove a teg
Jas_M
10-03-2004, 11:58 PM
Meh. I knew the punchline after i read the first sentence.
Neutrino
10-04-2004, 12:00 AM
good one kitted:lol:, you are really on a roll with those jokes.
ec437
10-04-2004, 12:08 AM
ha! I love the stamp collector one LOL
Karen512
10-04-2004, 11:46 AM
nice one :lol:
Damien
10-04-2004, 12:24 PM
Oh my...another lawyer joke. i'd take offense if I wasn't majorin' in journalism now...funny! :lol2:
240NIZ
10-04-2004, 12:26 PM
Good one.
Vtec913
10-04-2004, 05:11 PM
:rofl: thats a good one
Oz
10-04-2004, 09:09 PM
:lol:
Sluttypatton
10-04-2004, 09:12 PM
Good one.
ZedEx
10-04-2004, 09:54 PM
haha nice. btw the sig is awesome
No... Your signature is much better dude :D
-Wes
No... Your signature is much better dude :D
-Wes
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