cockfight
publicenemy137
10-03-2004, 03:37 PM
A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, "Get out, old man! This is my barn now!."
"Tell you what," says the old rooster. "I'll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks."
The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. THe farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
"Damnit," says the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month!"
"Tell you what," says the old rooster. "I'll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks."
The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. THe farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.
"Damnit," says the farmer. "That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month!"
Chavez408
10-03-2004, 04:22 PM
Lmfao
Mediocrity
10-03-2004, 04:27 PM
rofl! awesome!
Sluttypatton
10-03-2004, 05:04 PM
Good one.
jcsaleen
10-03-2004, 05:36 PM
Awsome... lol
YogsVR4
10-03-2004, 06:20 PM
I love the classics :iceslolan
WickedNYCowboy
10-03-2004, 07:15 PM
LMFAO. That one is a classic.
dayna240sx
10-03-2004, 07:30 PM
awww poor chicken
jcz1987
10-03-2004, 08:10 PM
LOL! That was hilarious! :lol:
FireBball972
10-03-2004, 09:44 PM
hahaha, very funny stuff :lol:
ec437
10-03-2004, 09:49 PM
haha that rooster got :owned:
Vtec913
10-03-2004, 10:00 PM
hehe... stupid rooster
kittedb18bt
10-03-2004, 10:09 PM
yeah, you get all the chicks. that was good all on its own.
Jas_M
10-03-2004, 10:26 PM
:lol:
imtheoneandonlyD
10-03-2004, 10:28 PM
lmao, thats hilarious
blindside.AMG
10-04-2004, 04:40 AM
Did you get that joke out of Maxim? :sly:
Oz
10-04-2004, 08:10 AM
:lol2:
240NIZ
10-04-2004, 11:29 AM
Sweet one..
psychobadboy
10-04-2004, 11:37 AM
Haha...good one. :lol2:
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