guess who'll be staying up tonight...

...to make sure my f*cking house doesn't get TP'ed :mad:

Hahhahahahahahahahahaha.

Serves you right.

serves me right?? for what? lol, what'd I do?? The only reason I'm worried is because I heard a bunch of guys drive past my house honking and yelling my name about an hour ago... and it got TP'ed last week... :rolleyes:

You just do.

i'm styaing up tnight cause i'f cukimg plastered.

tjt!!ale:D

Sit on your porch with a loaded firearm, preferably a nice 12 gauge. That should keep those morons from tp'ing your house.

Yes. yes you are. i am also very much on my way. cheers my canidian friend. cheers to you. and the guys with the toilet paper, tell them to f off. bunch of f$#kin amatuers. eggs are much harder to clean off.

and cheer sot YOU my ....wait ehwere the hell are you drom?

dfwell sheers anyways man!

tell thsoe T P fucks o blw it o ut their ass.

What the fuck is TPing?

arizona. we are near mexico... oops sory i forgot only us americans are lacking in geography skills, and decent beer. you on the other hadn are in canada which is a magical mystical fairy tale of a place where it never gets warm. and we are in a hell hole of a valley where it never gets rain. tell those tping motha f'ers to go blow donkey chode,choad what ever.

jim bob, i ought to slap you. or cry for you for having a depraved childhood. tp= toilet paper. people throw it oll over your yard and busghes and trees. its a btch to clean up after.

you hink is never gets hyot here?

our summer reuglarly hits 30 degres Celsicsuys and avene ABOVE that for most sommers.

ti's HOT.

but ea the winters are COLD too...we get nboths extresmes.

teh himmy, who i love. :tongue: TP stands for Toilet Paper.

woo, I just got back from performing a pre-emptive strike :p

I mustarded my friend's car and wrote "odoyl rules" on the hood. I hope he and all the other guys staying at his house tonight see it before it gets washed off lol

joo are t3h weak sauce. you shoul have put balogna on his car.

oh and 30c, wtf is that. dont you know you should be using empirial units. i could say the same about both extremes, cause fifty degrees f is f'in cold to us, and 120 is ridiclous. i cant keep anything im ny carrito cause it will warp. rip to all those nice drafting ( or draughtin) pencis and cd's ive lost.

didn't have no balogna...


why the hell is it spelled "balogna" anyways???

This thread is getting harder and harder to read... is everyone getting plastered while I suffer here at work? :mad:

looks like it...

looks like it...

Those bastards!! J/K, lol... maybe I'll post while I'm getting my drink on tomorrow night... uh, I mean tonight. Damnit, I hate this night-shift bullshit! :swear:

Mustard on the hood? I take it you don't like these guys?

oh and 30c, wtf is that. dont you know you should be using empirial units...
You mean imperial units. And get with the program man, everyone is using the SI system :D.
Anyways ec437, why are you getting tp'ed and how did all this start. We would like a breif prequel.

isnt it bologna? i remember days when i would tp, then it got to eggs. good ol days, lol

Mustard on the hood? I take it you don't like these guys?

nah, they're alright

Anyways ec437, why are you getting tp'ed and how did all this start. We would like a breif prequel.

not sure. sometimes people from my school go on random TPing sprees.

lol, no real reason for it just the fun factor. Its alot more fun to do it to your friends. We used to TP our friend Joe's house like every weekend. One time he went out of town and we just covered the house, trees, shrubs, everything you can think of. It was awesome.

TPing homes is so old school. Try pulling it off on a public building of some sort :D

hahaha.... but then its just vandalism and if you get caught you're screwed...

Single Ply or Two Ply? :naughty:

Single Ply= rips easier, making more of a hassle to clean out of branches.
Two Ply= Stronger, less likely to rip. But more resistant to the weather elements.

Balogna = Balogna because it was invented in Balogna, Italy.

but why isn't it pronounced phonetically?

single ply, you want to get it everywhere

yeah, they longer it stays in the tree the better you did. gotta make'em work to get it out

but why isn't it pronounced phonetically?

You dipshit. Think about it.

ok let me reword it... why the hell is it pronounced "baloney"

Are you really this thick, or is it just an internet act?

IT'S A LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGRISH. They pronounce things differently in other languages, you know.

your oompaloompas scare me

Are you really this thick, or is it just an internet act?


Settle down, theres no need to ad more ignorance to the thread. :rolleyes:

*stares at the ITALY part of Balogna, Italy.*

am i missing something here... why would you put balogna on someones car...?