she's sick again.....

I woud just start torturing her til she begs to be let go and then make her spend a weekend with my family that will teach her.

na, she's spent enough time with my family, she's immune to dysfunction

Looks like you guys got a lot of catching up to do. Update I took my cat off and its back to normal, looks like I need a replacement.

I still don't know if it's my cat or not, I explained the symptoms, but the thread got kinda sidetracked. :) I'm still waiting for an educated guess though!

I would give you a well thought out educated explaintion of exactly what is happening but I'm a dumbass.

that's ok becuase you entertain me in different ways

Oh don't I know my greased up little monkey, Rarrrr! Rarrrrr!(You get 2 that time cause your extra special).

wow.

Oh don't I know my greased up little monkey, Rarrrr! Rarrrrr!(You get 2 that time cause your extra special).
wow are you high on PCP

wow are you high on PCP
No just high on life but I would like to point out that it is very likely there is something wrong with me..

I still don't know if it's my cat or not, I explained the symptoms, but the thread got kinda sidetracked. :) I'm still waiting for an educated guess though!

i told you what to do....

but i don't know how to do that. :(

I'll tell you what buy me a plane ticket out to L.A. and let me stay with you and I will fix your car and I promise I won't kill you in your sleep I don't do that anymore. Since the last time I did that.

do I look like your pimp? buy your own ticket!

Wow so is that a invite to stay with you cause I should warn you that I sleep nude and do pretty much everything else naked too (except for cooking cause splattering ouch!)

only if you pay the rent.

Yeah I'll stay in the B.H. Hilton again then, thanks but I am probably going to be flying out there in a month or so, one of my Ex roommates are getting married and I promised I would go but I will be flying into Long Beach and not LAX

fine. I see how you are.

Please I love staying at the Hilton, I know its not likely but I keep expecting to see Paris and then thats where the magic starts. I get all sexy and stop laughing at my own jokes.

I don't think that's possible. LMAO!

Which part the me being all sexy or laughing at my own jokes?

ummmm, the first part. or that you could stop laughing at your own jokes.....

you know I luv ya!

I will have you know that my sexyness is off the charts I get dry humped by stranger's on a regular basis and the fact is although I'm f*cking histerical I don't get most of my jokes. So ha ha

well, I guess you told me!

And now you know,

and knowig is half the battle---- GO JOE!

and knowig is half the battle---- GO JOE!
Speaking of knowing, When the hell are we going to know what you look like grease? post a damn picture already!!!

look in my gallery - I posted them while you were gone

Ok, by the way I have that same belly dancing outfit. The guy that sold me mine said it was one of kind that lieing bastard!!!

now I'll have to kill you.

forumla, if you stopped laughing at your own jokes, it would become a very quiet place ;)

in regards to grease's problem, i dont mean to be an ass, but double check your plug wires, it sounds like yougot some crossed, or it could be a bad ignition control module, it is a little black box under the rotor, if you pulled a plug out of it, or damaged it somehow taking off the rotor, it would cause this problem. i accidentally plugged the connection from the distribuor to the ICM in backwards and it was running so shitty that it would actually stall and die so hart that it would spray a cloud of fuel vapor two feet high out of the throttle body, switched the wires around and its running like a champ.

now I'll have to kill you.

Kill is such a strong word lets say give presents and love forever despite what a whore he can be.

forumla, if you stopped laughing at your own jokes, it would become a very quiet place ;)

Please everyone one is always judging you for things you do for yourself, I mean its always wait to see if someone else laugh's before you crack up, Stop touching yourself and for god sakes stop stealing from me. Get out of that tub of Jello you bought with your Grandma's birthday money and I don't care how many "ladies" you invited no one is showing up. You people should really grow up!!!

89 - I know the wires aren't crossed becuase I haven't touched them since before I replaced the ecm over a month ago. But they are old since I had to switch them out with the new obnes becuase the new ones melted. I haven't touched anything in the car since it started working better. but i will change the wires and see if that's it.

Please everyone one is always judging you for things you do for yourself, I mean its always wait to see if someone else laugh's before you crack up, Stop touching yourself and for god sakes stop stealing from me. Get out of that tub of Jello you bought with your Grandma's birthday money and I don't care how many "ladies" you invited no one is showing up. You people should really grow up!!!

lmao! ok, you got me to laugh at that one.

formula, maybe its because i didnt take my meds today, but that made no sense to me........ talk to me like im 4 years old.

does anything he says ever REALLY make sense?

the lady makes a good point

formula, maybe its because i didnt take my meds today, but that made no sense to me........ talk to me like im 4 years old.
I thought I already was.

awwww, 89 called me a lady......he don't know me vrey well, do he? lol ;)

No, that one was absolutely completely idiotically incoherent.

Yeah well so kill me! I'm idiotical and incoherent, big deal

Please everyone one is always judging you for things you do for yourself, I mean its always wait to see if someone else laugh's before you crack up, Stop touching yourself and for god sakes stop stealing from me. Get out of that tub of Jello you bought with your Grandma's birthday money and I don't care how many "ladies" you invited no one is showing up. You people should really grow up!!!
Ok since this post has been called more incoherent than my regular incoherent post's I will try and dumb it down if that's even possible

1. I address 89's comment to me that I laugh at my own jokes and it would be less loud around here with a comment about how people tell me I shouldn't go and do things for myself like laugh at my own jokes.
(Please everyone one is always judging you for things you do for yourself)



2. I include the term its always- To make it like these are the things I hear from people all the time..
(I mean its always wait to see if someone else laugh's before you crack up, Stop touching yourself and for god sakes stop stealing from me. Get out of that tub of Jello you bought with your Grandma's birthday money and I don't care how many "ladies" you invited no one is showing up.)

3. I finish with a you people should grow up trying to make it seem like your the one's with the problem despite my deeply disturbing confessions.
(You people should really grow up!!!)

so to simplify, you wrote a longer post???????

* just wasted 15 minutes of my life reading this entire thread *

so to simplify, you wrote a longer post???????
First off of all people posting on AF I should be the last one that has to simplify and I can't win so I give up,.

...
huh?

anybody wanna see a pic of the dump I just took?

anybody wanna see a pic of the dump I just took?
Your one sick bastard!

thankyou

i bet mine was bigger!!

all the poop.... :biggrin:

thankyou

One day i'm going to hear about them carrying you out of your building in a straight jacket with a whole bunch of mister hankies (crap on a stick) that you claim are talking to you and it makes me feel better about myself.

first of all, its straight jacket, and they're not THAT uncomfortable

second, the poop was not making me feel good, it kept talking about my mom...

third, those men that gave me that nice jacket are nice people too

only drvngstorm would bring his mom into a poopersation

to bring this conversation back to the original subject of my post - guess who figured out her problem all by herself without the help of 89!!!!
Just kidding, it was the spark plug wires, I replaced them and she runs like new. Thanks again, smarty.

I didn't want to say anything but I knew that was the problem the whole time I just wanted to see if anyone else could figure it out.

well thank you so much for giving someone else a chance. you get a gold star for participation.

Thanks, I'm a team player as long as I get all the credit in the end.

I didn't say I was giving you credit, just a star to make you think you're special :0

Please if there is one thing that riding the tiny bus to school taught me is that I'm special but I will take pitty if you got some.