Stray cats

So I'm up at college, and we practically live in the proverbial ghetto. So we have a small parking lot out back, and I love the off-street parking...only problem is the freaking stray cats. Either our neighbor has 5-10 cats that are almost always outside, or some strays hang around her personal cats. Either way, I come outside in the morning, and either catch them sitting on my car, or see their footprints all over...now I wouldn't mind if they did this to my 15 year old Accord, but this is happening to my baby...their claws don't help much with the paint either...as of now, I havn't noticed any scratches that I can definitivly say are from them...but let's just say I'm not pleased. So we got a few supersoakers, and have shot the cats when we see them, but that is only a small fraction of the time...
This has been going on for over a year, and I'm just getting more and more annoyed. I don't want to piss off the neighbors, as they have been pretty accomadating when we have had loud parties and such(hey it's college...) and even so, I don't know if there is all that much that they could do...but it just drives me nuts...using the paintball gun rather than the supersoaker is becoming more and more tempting by the hour...any suggestions? And remember we're broke college students...so electric fences are probably not an option.

call the pound man, get them strays picked up.

get a car cover? :dunno:

get a car cover? :dunno:

that gets my vote too. i don't really see what else you could do without pissing off the neighbors

Call ninja to take out cats during night. You see dramatic difference in pussy's around car

What if you were hairy, homeless and milling about near my car- could I shoot you with a paintball gun?

i agree. a big NO to the paintball gun idea.

get a car cover, or call the pound. shooting them would just be cruel because they don't know that what they're doing is bad.

Yeah, carcover gets my vote too. It will also keep it more clean.

i say kill them. the world would be a better place without all those cats. oh yeah, i hate cats.

i vote for the car cover, im sure if you used a paintball gun some prick would call the cops and get you with cruelty to animals are something. go for the car cover

Every once in awhile get a couple cans of tuna, open them up and pour them all over everyone else's cars. :evillol:

Get some of those giant strips of sticky fly catcher stuff, then like put cheese on them, or whatever the hell cats eat. Then they get stuck on your car and you can drive around your block proudly showing your victory. :screwy:

lol, the cheese will attract the mice which will then attarct the cats, then the dogs. You'll have a mini food chain on your car

lol, the cheese will attract the mice which will then attarct the cats, then the dogs. You'll have a mini food chain on your car
Yeah, then the boars, then the panthers, then the bears, then the sharks, then the lions, then the fungus. Watch out; it's a vicious cycle... :eek:

sharks....hot damn, thats evolution at its finest lol. if i ever see a shark on a car thats not dead....and actually got there by itself, ill shit my pants....twice

Yeah, then the boars, then the panthers, then the bears, then the sharks, then the lions, then the fungus. Watch out; it's a vicious cycle... :eek:

:lol: Because the panthers eat the boars, the bears eat the panthers, the sharks eat the bears (naturally), the lions swim out to eat the sharks and that vicious fungus hunts the lions. I saw it on Animal Planet. Fascinating, the food chain...

did anyone catch the link between the boars and the dogs?

Man that would be awesome. Halfway to work in the morning just to notice a shark on your hood flopping around on the sticky fly tape...Im sure that would get rid of slow people too. If I saw a guy tailgating me with a shark bolted to his hood, I would make damn sure I don't go slow. Or I could start throwing berries at it until a bear comes to save me.

Or I could start throwing berries at it until a bear comes to save me.

This is the funniest goddamned thing I've read today :lol:

no man throwin berries wont work, cause the lions eat the sharks. lol. so you gotta throw lion food at it or your sol

But then the shark would be full and wouldn't wanna eat me, cuz it either ate all the berries, or a few bears...If I threw lion food there would just be lions on the car...and that is just outa hand right there. :screwy: :lol2:

i'm not even touching this thread with a ten foot lion-food pole.

put a big snake on your car that will eat the cats.

Thats right, it's a COBRA! (driving 6 banger Mustang)

A bowl of milk, with Tylenol in it, will solve your cat problem.

Or you could take one of the cats and hang it by the neck in front of your car to make a point to the other pussy cats that your not messing around anymore. Makes more sense than the whole food chain idea...

pshhh! I think taping a shark to your hood would solve that problem, and many others. :naughty: haha

i would go with the car cover, and besides if you miss with the pb gun and hit ur car that would just sux.
Al

I shoot strays with my .22 I suggest the same or a more powerfull fully automatic assualt rifle if you've got a lot of cats...or a cat that really just doesn't wanna die.

^ wow, aren't you fuckin' cool? how do you know they're strays? some asshole shot my cat(not a stray) and put a hole straight through her hip. she's fine now but if i ever see that kid, i swear i'll kill him.

just get a car cover, it's not that big of a deal.

Shooting stray cats is real cool. Next time i see that, I'm going to run the kid over. And then I'm going to ask him if he wants his scalp back from my Skid plate. Shooting peoples animals is probably the worst thing you can do, because you find someone like me or BP2K2 who love our pets, and then you pay a price much greater than you originally thought.

Get orange clean and spray it on your undercarrage. Cats don't like citrus.

I live out in the country, and whenever i see a stray come around and try and take territory away from my cats, i usually resort to violence. (i.e.- Shot a cat between the eyes with my paintball gun) I hate strays.

Shooting ppl's pets is only acceptable if it's a cat, cats are a nuisence.

Ok so (i have a dog so shut up) if i don't like your dog and i think its a nuisance, its ok for me to shoot it?

^^^Exactly two posts up...I live out in the middle of no where...none of my neighbors own cats. If there's a cat in my yard it's a stray or a car that has wandered 3 miles from home and more than likely won't make is back home alive anyways. Besides...it's much better that I make it fast and painless for them than my dogs catching them...they like to take their time.

Edit...Rbraczyk if my dog is on your property causing a problem I think that it would be ok for you to shoot my dog...I would be pissed as fuck, but yeah it's ok. That's how I've grown up out here, if your shit is on someone elses property and they have a problem with it...they remove it, whether it be calling me up to have me do it or them doing.

no, it's only ok to shoot cats.

Cats and other vermin.

I had a cat, but I shot it cuz it walked too close to my car.