Hicks dont understand street races

i was on my way home last night from droping my girlfriend off when i saw this older camaro. Like 80 style Iroc or something. So i try and get the guy to race, but he just wont start with me. He will fly past me or watch me fly away but still no race. So finally we get to a light, were both stopped i look over and all hes doing is spinning his tires making smoke. Light turns green, i take off, hes still there spinning his tires. So i left him alone after that cause he really didnt get what i wanted to do. BUt whats the point of spinning your tires and smoking them? Am i supposed to be intimidated by your ability to break torque? My dad has an econoline 350 van, i can break torque really good in that thing, does that mean im a badass?. . . hicks

lol when he was doing that, all i could think about was the movie Joe Dirt when that security guard starts making fun of his car, so he starts brake torqueing and peels off. lol

joe dirt...i love that movie... "does this look queer, how about this, DONT THINK SO" and "So your telling me that your are so inbread that your facial hair actually grows trailer park?" or even "Hey dad look what i found, the good stuff, none of that pussy copenhagen"

joe dirt...i love that movie... "does this look queer, how about this, DONT THINK SO" and "So your telling me that your are so inbread that your facial hair actually grows trailer park?" or even "Hey dad look what i found, the good stuff, none of that pussy copenhagen"

woaw, okay i think somebody watches too much t.v. :iceslolan just kiddin, I love that movie too.

Maybe the dude in the camaro had really bad tyres so thats why he may not have wanted to race from a stop. I know its happened to me before.

I dont like I-ROCs, ever since hearing that audio clip posted here.

"Hicks" (if that's how you want to stereotype V8-drivers) are 99.9% of the people running 9's in the 1/4 mile.

http://www.ls1motorsports.com/media/QMP-TurboZ-9.86@136.wmv

i didnt say anything about V8 engines or 1/4 mile times. Im talking about the white trailer trash driving the beat up Iroc camaro thinking its a badass. Stop trying to start flame wars with me, its really childish.

I'm not trying, you bring them on yourself.

I'm not trying, you bring them on yourself.

What the fuck got in to your cereal this week?

Jayson didn't start shit, unless you consider yourself a hick, and somehow got offended.

Get over yourself.

Yea Jayson's cool. I have high respect for sleepers :)

What the fuck got in to your cereal this week?

Jayson didn't start shit, unless you consider yourself a hick, and somehow got offended.

Get over yourself.

This is how he got 5000+ posts in a little over a year.

I guess Ricochet wishes he had an Iroc.

I hang out with these "hicks" he talks about, and stereotyping them like that rubs me the wrong way. How bout I make a thread called niggers don't understand street races?

wooo you racist bastard, you should think before you speak. Im sorry i didnt know you hang out with people who drive beat up iroc camaros and live in trailers. Sorry i didnt mean to step on your family.

Grow up, I used it as an example. And no they don't live in trailers, they're nice people who drive cars faster than you or I will ever own.

Hick really isnt a derrogatory term...

Would you prefer something like Corn fed, country-fried, or whatever?

I know hicks too, and last I checked they dont throw a damn internet fit when someone calls them one.

Ooh this is getting interesting now, at first it was kinda boring but now it's funny with all this bickering.

I didn't understand what you meant by your definition of hicks though? Was it all people who drive Iroc's or people who run their tires off? I'll admit though, i am a hick, but i didn't find this thread offensive at all, just thought the arguments were funny.

I hang out with these "hicks" he talks about, and stereotyping them like that rubs me the wrong way. How bout I make a thread called niggers don't understand street races?

So wait, you hang out with IROC owners, that try to intimidate would-be opponents by doing an assinine burnout at a stoplight, even after it's changed?

Maybe you need to find new friends.

... I live in the country, i drive a Trans-Am when its runing, guess i am a hick? Not everyone has built thier car for racing, maybe he had a burnout setup going on lol.

Man Jayson watch your butt dude this guy keeps following you everywhere. Sounds like he's a bit unsure about his sexuality? :-P Sorry had to stir the pot of crap more!

im tough...i can power brake my dads trailblazer and astro van and i can drop the cluth at 5,000RPM in my moms truck and burn out..ohh ya....LMAO

Most hicks I know are proud of their hickness. Call a black person a n*, and thats's racist.

^^ see thats what i was thinking, me living in michgan and right next to detroit and in the city of Dearborn (ford motor company world headquaters) if i go a little up north i find tons of rednecks/hicks. And they all joke about it, they make fun of eachother and tell hick/redneck jokes. Ive got family that are hicks. If you live in michigan chances are you are a hick or are related to one.

lol. I feel bad for the IROC camaros. They are cool cars but have such a bad reputation when it comes to stereo types... not as bad as the miata but still. lol

I like camaros. Im not shure what generation the one I like is but a black one convertible with big chrome i-rocs would look really good.

I'll end this about hicks right here and now. I live in Oklahoma so you know I know what I'm talking about.

Hick = guy in my high school who drove a beat up rs camaro, had dirt, mud, ect all over it, he flogged the thing like no other, blew the clutch up 2 weeks after he got it BUT all his hick friends (and him) said he had the greatest car in the world

hick = same guy in the camaro who was in front of me one day while leaving school, stops his car in the middle of the road, sits there, then breaks the tires loose and "tries" to lay rubber (side not: car sounded like crap)

If you call yourself a hick and take offense to this, I'm sure you're a good hick so don't worry about it.

Also, Ricochet, you sound a whole lot like the hick I was talking about, or one of his friends.

Ricochet = walking talking rectum

I'm pretty much a Hick/Hillbilly/Redkneck/etc. too I guess, lol. I didn't take offense to the statement! I think its kinda funny actually; seeing someone break torquing a vehicle, thinking that makes it "mean", almost as funny as seeing someone in a "insert sport compact with HUGE exhaust" revving their engine, thinking its "mean".