Learning Chinese

Dont know if this has made it here before but...

That's not right: Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man: Dum Gai
Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here: Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet: Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone: No Pah King
You are not very bright: Yu So Dum
I got this for free: Ai No Pei
Please stay a while longer: Wai Go Nao?
Stay out of sight: Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu

lol

"It's very dark in here: Wai So Dim? "

I like that one best.

You guys know the name of the chinese fighter pilot that crashed the US spy plane?


Wong Way