best day for women/men

The Perfect Day - Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms

The Perfect Day - Him

6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep

you see, women are less complicated than men

That would be a good day.

but the women have all different things to do. they guys' day pretty much involves sex, golf, food and beer.

I'm sure you can condense man's perfect day to: Beer+Food+Blowjob

Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave.
Best ever

Don't forget manicures and pedicures.........not that I am a woman or anything...

never seen that rolla, nice.

Pfft...only THREE blowjobs?

A perfect day starting at 6:45? Yeah, how bout NO. :thefinger A perfect day for me starts no earlier than 1:30.

I'm a man who has to start the day at 5:00 AM. I guess I'm not like that. :lol:

:thumbsup: Where do I sign up?

Pfft...only THREE blowjobs?

Haha.. yea I agree + more sex like a massage while having sex :)

yeah, my day doesnt start til the earliest noon. I didnt get to bed til like 10 this morning and then got up at noon....i think i have a sleeping problem lol.

yeah I think you might...

I have that same type problem. No matter how long of a sleep I get, I can't wake up on my own before noon.

No time for Video games?? OK how about this....Blow job while playing videio games...nice