Aussie joke
tazdev
02-12-2002, 11:24 PM
Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's
OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bars at the front of my ute and is wriggling
and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig
in the head and you'll be able to remove him"
Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss.
Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the f*****g
problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the
right-front wheel arch".
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's
OK, but he's stuck in the Bull-Bars at the front of my ute and is wriggling
and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig
in the head and you'll be able to remove him"
Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss.
Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the f*****g
problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the
right-front wheel arch".
Spec2 Girl
02-13-2002, 12:06 AM
Tazdev, that's terrible! :p :hehehe:
tazdev
02-13-2002, 01:08 AM
knew you'd like it:D
Dustin_S
02-13-2002, 01:14 AM
Can someone translate that to american for me? I'm guessing the guy took the farm truck and hit a cop on a Motorcycle...then took this "303" (gun?) and shot him...that it? did I get it?
nothing like making a good joke better...what? awe, damn.
nothing like making a good joke better...what? awe, damn.
taranaki
02-13-2002, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Dustin_S
Can someone translate that to american for me? I'm guessing the guy took the farm truck and hit a cop on a Motorcycle...then took this "303" (gun?) and shot him...that it? did I get it?
nothing like making a good joke better...what? awe, damn.
more proof that Aussie humour sinks without trace if you attempt to send it across the Pacific......:p :p :p :p :p
303 = 0.303 calibre rifle....essential tool for controlling unruly AF members:D
Can someone translate that to american for me? I'm guessing the guy took the farm truck and hit a cop on a Motorcycle...then took this "303" (gun?) and shot him...that it? did I get it?
nothing like making a good joke better...what? awe, damn.
more proof that Aussie humour sinks without trace if you attempt to send it across the Pacific......:p :p :p :p :p
303 = 0.303 calibre rifle....essential tool for controlling unruly AF members:D
Gonthrax
02-13-2002, 01:41 AM
Rofl! Funny sheit :D
I come from Kentucky so I knew what a Ute and a 303 was, guess it pays to live around hicks:rolleyes:
I come from Kentucky so I knew what a Ute and a 303 was, guess it pays to live around hicks:rolleyes:
Dustin_S
02-13-2002, 02:05 AM
Hey, I WANNABE an aussi! so it's anot mty foualt if I don't get any of the dman jokes! haha! ah man...ya know what...? I"M WASTERD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKeks ares ocvl!
[b]Sober Translation- hey, I want to be an Aussie! so it's not my fault if I don't get any of the damn jokes! haha! ah, man...ya know what? I'm wasted[\b]
JOKeks ares ocvl!
[b]Sober Translation- hey, I want to be an Aussie! so it's not my fault if I don't get any of the damn jokes! haha! ah, man...ya know what? I'm wasted[\b]
tazdev
02-13-2002, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by Dustin_S
Hey, I WANNABE an aussi! so it's anot mty foualt if I don't get any of the dman jokes! haha! ah man...ya know what...? I"M WASTERD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKeks ares ocvl!
No Sheiyt!:eek:
Hey, I WANNABE an aussi! so it's anot mty foualt if I don't get any of the dman jokes! haha! ah man...ya know what...? I"M WASTERD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKeks ares ocvl!
No Sheiyt!:eek:
Gonthrax
02-13-2002, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Dustin_S
JOKeks ares ocvl!
yes friends... jokeks are ocvl. The truely are:)
JOKeks ares ocvl!
yes friends... jokeks are ocvl. The truely are:)
darkness
02-13-2002, 01:46 PM
nice one Taz:D
ragt20
02-13-2002, 03:09 PM
:hehehe: :hehehe: good one Taz :lol2:
Christo
02-13-2002, 03:11 PM
that was a good...ROTFLMAO
primera man
02-13-2002, 04:21 PM
hahahah....that was brilliant
:D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D
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