Gas grill
Neutrino
09-23-2004, 05:41 PM
Gas Grill
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very mad and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very mad and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"
2Slow4U_Noob
09-23-2004, 05:43 PM
hahahaha thats great...i likes me a big ass rump..more cushion for the pushen!
blindside.AMG
09-23-2004, 05:43 PM
That's still no excuse for his wife to get fat on him. :disappoin
k_dog
09-23-2004, 05:46 PM
:cwm27:
Funny Stuff
Funny Stuff
psychobadboy
09-23-2004, 05:48 PM
Haha! :lol:
ghostguy6
09-23-2004, 05:52 PM
Owned!!!
RSX-S777
09-23-2004, 06:06 PM
That's still no excuse for his wife to get fat on him. :disappoin
Damn straight...
Damn straight...
Andydg
09-23-2004, 06:42 PM
Burn.
DiabloGT
09-23-2004, 06:50 PM
Gas Grill
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very mad and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"
where did you find this joke from? it rocked lol
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in thegarden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds the husband said, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep," he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size."
The wife got very mad and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it, hon? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"
where did you find this joke from? it rocked lol
imtheoneandonlyD
09-23-2004, 06:53 PM
haha, got him good
Dublinguy
09-23-2004, 07:20 PM
God I hope I dont have to say that to my fiance in 15 years...lol....shit hope she doesnt read this...Love you Hunny!!!!!
Raz_Kaz
09-23-2004, 08:23 PM
I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a eety-beety waste, and a round thing all in your face, I get STOMP!
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