You Are What You Drive

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I'm impotent.


Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.


Buick Park Avenue - I'm older than 34 of the 50 states.


Cadillac Eldorado - I'm a pimp.
Cadillac Seville - I'm a very good Mary Kay salesman.


Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.


Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.


Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.


Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Dodge Dakota - I've always wanted a womans pickup truck.


Ferrari Testarossa - I'm known to prematurely ejaculate.


Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.


Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.


Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.


Infiniti Q45 - I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.


Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.


Jaguar XJ6 - I'm so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.


Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.


Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle.


Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Lincoln Navigator - I love scaring the crap out of the guy who is driving a civic.


Mercury Grand Marquis - I'm an AARP member and need my social security for the car payment.


Mercedes 500SL - I can go 0-60 in about 6 seconds if the car doesnt fall apart at 50.
Mercedes 560SEL - I'm dating a mechanic.
Mercedes ML320 - I'm a badass soccer mom.


Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.


MGB - I'm dating a midget.


Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.


Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Maxima - I couldn't afford an Infiniti.


Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who's driving a Blazer.


Peugeot 505 Diesel - I'm on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.


Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.


Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Pontiac GTO - Gas, Tires, & Orgasms.
Pontiac Aztek - Too easy.


Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944 - I'm dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.


Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal.


Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).


Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.


Toyota Camry - I'm still in the closet.
Toyota Land Cruiser- I would go off road if I could.


Volkswagen Cabriolet - I'm out of the closet.
Volkswagen Microbus - I'm trippin right now.
Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.


Volvo 740 Wagon - I'm very frightened of my wife

:repost:
Still can't find my car...

yeah me either.... but i can probably guess...

what's a 1990 Buick Century Limited 4 dr sedan?

How about the Thunderbird/Cougar? I'll make one up.

Ford Thunderbird: I enjoy beating V8 Mustangs with luxury

or something to that extent.

I have to second that last one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea!!

Just saw the one about the Legacy.
Whoever made this up please look at the new B4...

mmmm the GT-B's aren't bad either

Anyone that didn't see the Blitzer version of it and says that has a serious personal issue against the nice looking Legacy.
Check these out.
http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/gallery/kabegami/legacy/index.html
http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/gallery/kabegami/legacy/02.html

Anyone that didn't see the Blitzer version of it and says that has a serious personal issue against the nice looking Legacy.
Check these out.
http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/gallery/kabegami/legacy/index.html
http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/gallery/kabegami/legacy/02.html


I like this...:
http://www.subaru.co.jp/square/gallery/kabegami/legacy/imgs/4_1.jpg

I have to say that the Subaru produces some of the best looking wagons. :grinno: The only one I'm not a big fan of is the WRX wagon...because the sedan rocks :evillol:

...and rolls and pitches...

go for a ride in an audi s3 right after a wrx and you'll see how much they saved on the suspension.

haha i enjoy beating the hell out of people- camaro

haha that's the attitude the last camaro like that i saw had... last time i saw it he was getting smaller in the rear view mirror.

you saw a camaro getting smaller on ur rear view mirror? and you have a.....? MR2 is it? yeah fat chance you will ever see a camaro or any american car in your rear view mirror buddy.

keep thinking that.... that way you'll remember when it happens to you!

actually...dude you need to pull your head out of your ass and have a look at the specs for a second!

while the 88 camaro, with its 5L 170bhp v8 may seem fast to you, it's pushing 1400kg! CRAP!!!!!!!

in 1991 it gets a little more interesting with the 5.7 z28, 245bhp, (thats as much as a 93 MR2!!!) but its got to deal with 1500kg!!!

it would be fun to go back to 170hp, i might pull a couple of the ignition leads on my g/f's FTO and see if that does the trick, then i'll go find me a camaro in that and maybe have some fun. I don't think i'll bother in my car anymore cause i don't see the challenge... unless i find a well modified one.

wow ur cool, (sarcasm) did you really need to say all that shit, like it matters what u think you have and whatever the hell 1400kg means but whatever just stick to what u can beat....civics

well i'll assume since you don't seem to understand the term "power" then you won't understand power to weight ratio... or SI measurement, so big terms like accelleration would be difficult to comprehend too.
all i think i have is a JDM MR2 GT, from the factory it had 220-225hp and weighed 1240kg.
what i know is the camaro from my rear vision mirror was the same shape as yours, and had IROC written down the side, at the time i thought it was kinda cool but now i've looked at the specs i realise they are just all noise, bit like the owners i guess.

its always good to recieve some trash talk over the internet by some fuckass in new zealand that talks about cars being all noise but drives an a shoe aka mr2...btw are you trying to teach something or why the hell are your posts so damn long? oh yeah dont bother to answer that question im not gonna waste my time and come back and read all the other crap ur gonna type

i must agree with trd2000 if it isnt a 98+ Z28 it sux, today i smoked a late 80's to early 90's camaro with my rx7 and my car aint even turbo.

TRD, why bother talking trash on someone else's ride? ... especially unprovoked? Any car can be made fast in a straight line. Speed simply costs money.

you saw a camaro getting smaller on ur rear view mirror? and you have a.....? MR2 is it? yeah fat chance you will ever see a camaro or any american car in your rear view mirror buddy.
Pancho, way to follow TRDs lead into the land of meaningless, uniformed posts.

I assure you that my 11.7 sec turbo MR2 has taken many of Camaros, Firebirds, Mustangs, etc .... How many videos do you need to see?

Yes, I am fully aware there are many of those cars that are also faster than me, but you do not see me talking crap on anyone in here do you?

Why not open your mind and find out what other people are running before you start running off at the mouth? <--- directed at both of you.

/rant

ohhh sheeeeeeit jek yeah you told me and TRD off, your right tho....yeah i tend to get pretty pissed when people talk smack so i continue it on but whatever its all good now, i stopped and so did he and ill think twice before i continue to add crap to crap next time

Sorry :)

I was feeling edgy today. It just gets old seeing different car owners bash other car owners.

To me there is some simple stuff:
1. We all love cars
2. We ALL can learn a lot from each other
3. Anything (even a skateboard) can be made to go 10s in teh 1/4 mile. It just takes money.
4. Someone else is ALWAYS faster
5. 99% of kill stories online are bogus

Anyway ... let's teach other instead of screaming at each other. :)

dont make stupid generalizations like that. it just makes you sound like an idiot.

there are hundreds of american cars and mr2 could beat, especially if there were ANY corners involved.

so heres a generalization of my own
if you drive a camaro - you have a mullet haircut and and enjoy fornicating yourself with and iron stick when you not with your boyfriend (a rough trick named Jim)

nice to see we've all learned our lesson

its really sad that you guys are even comparing cars. TDR has forced induction in his car and pancho's got four extra cylindars. if u guys wanna compare cars send videos from the track. shit for all anyone here knows ive got a saleen s-7.

congratulations! that was a while back though, perhaps you're saleen will help you get places on time?

If we are what we drive, then at the moment, Im an abused, temporary replacement with a cheap daily rate. eh, why not. Ladies only please lol.

ok well stop attacking each other, cause i could eat you all in my probe gt! that's right lol, jk, but i can't beleive the guy who created this diddn't make a line about probes well here is one
i drive a pos that in a half a year, i spend more on repairs then i did on the car, and i still think i can eat camaros. lol
(oh yea both ur cars would probily kill mine, some times humility is a good thing, you all should try it)
-tom