Giving 118%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What
makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude
will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that
will put you over the top

Now it all makes sense...

Yes! Thats awesome!

[/Peppers, Old School]

That explains everthing....

REPOST!!! Maybe a year ago...

Freakin' I can remeber the stupidest things but I can't remeber the last number to my lock!!! :banghead:

yeah i posted that one before...albeit a loong time ago.

so it's a good refresher for the newbies who weren't around when i posted it originally.

still funny though!

yeah i posted that one before...albeit a loong time ago.

so it's a good refresher for the newbies who weren't around when i posted it originally.

still funny though!

Damn noobs - It was DVS who posted this almost a year before you were a member :loser:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=9918&highlight=ASSKISSING

Does it really matter that much that it was repost from YEARS ago? :rolleyes:

Obviously, most of the members here haven't seen it yet and think its funny. Why deprive them of this thread?

Its not like members go around searching for a funny thread about giving more than 100%

Its not like members go around searching for a funny thread about giving more than 100%

Nope, just Yogs :screwy: :evillol:

Does it really matter that much that it was repost from YEARS ago? :rolleyes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/taranaki/boardies/repost.jpg

But it doesn't hurt to give it an airing....... again :loser:

omg, taranaki pwnzed me :(

seen it, love it. also love the fast and furious pic.

Thanks, now the world makes sense :)

i knew kissing ass would get somewhere in life....time to start suckin up. lol

REPOST!!! Maybe a year ago...

Freakin' I can remeber the stupidest things but I can't remeber the last number to my lock!!! :banghead:


man that pisses me off too

Mr. T ownzed a11 j00!!!!


Sadly, I saw somehting like that comin...

:disappoin :p