Oprah Exposed

hahah bad oprah !

That's more wack than when the Oprah doctor said (and I'm not making this up) "if you're high on ecstasy, don't drink water. it. will. kill. you." And I suppose dying of dehydration is a better fate? Do you have any clue what the hell you're talking about at all?

Speaking of drugs, what kind of ecstasy was that doctor talking about that lasts up to 24 hours??? I guess that's to go with his second inalienable truth that all ravers experience the comedown known only to him as "Suicide Tuesday".....because, y'know, the effects of ecstasy last three days. Absolutely incredible. I don't know about you, but I want to know where this doctor gets his E, and ask him if I can have some. Or maybe not, seeing as how it's probably not ecstasy he's talking about. And then that girl they converted at the end was classic. "Oh. Yes. I understand now. That miscellaneous computer blob made me see the error of my ways. I'll never do drugs again. Thanks Oprah. It took this panel of crackheads, misinformed undercover cops, psycho-babble twats, and clueless-as-fuck doctors to totally revert my thinking. How convenient that you managed to convince me with only 30 seconds left in the show. Your producers are keen!"

Classic.

Drugs are bad mkay

E is so dangerous, I'm gonna stick to smoking crack, it's safer.