what has a cookie said to you?

what is the weirdest, funniest thing you have ever seen in a forchen cookie...
i got one that said,"be bold but not as too stand out."

This! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/FritzTheCat/chicken.jpg)

This! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/FritzTheCat/chicken.jpg)
lol

lololol that was great

What the fuck is a forchen cookie?

What the fuck is a forchen cookie?
lol, its when you get some chinese food then it comes with this thing you usually eat after your done called a fortune cookie and its kinda tasty, and says so ripoff bs fortune for you

lol...one that i've always wanted to see is "you buy honda stock!!!"

lol...one that i've always wanted to see is "you buy honda stock!!!"
i dont get it?

/\ what Oz tried to point out with that comment is the way "fortune" is spelt.

I got one and it said this: Here I sit broken hearted
Wishing that my Ford would have started
But it didn't so that's a wrap
So I think I'll shoot that piece of crap

I got one and it said this: Here I sit broken hearted
Wishing that my Ford would have started
But it didn't so that's a wrap
So I think I'll shoot that piece of crap
it shoulda been a honda instead...

it would not rhyme

but ford didnt rhyme with anything...

Every word beginning a sentence starts with a capital letter. Here are some examples for you:
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

Every sentence should be finalised with either a question mark: ?; a fullstop: .; or an exclamation mark: !.

When the reader should pause before continuing to read, you should use a comma: ,.

If you cannot manage, or at least attempt all of the above:
FUCK OFF!

:1:

Here I sit on this cloud of vapor...
Someone stole my toilet paper...
I must not fuss, I must not linger...
Lookout asshole, here comes my finger...


Didn't find this in a fortune cookie, but I did read it on the bathroom stall's wall, in, that's right, you guessed it, Chinese food restaurant.

"A man with brown eyes has a surprise for you."

Here I sit on this cloud of vapor...
Someone stole my toilet paper...
I must not fuss, I must not linger...
Lookout asshole, here comes my finger...


Didn't find this in a fortune cookie, but I did read it on the bathroom stall's wall, in, that's right, you guessed it, Chinese food restaurant.

Was that in the kitchen's bathroom??
Or customer bathroom??

What the fuck is a forchen cookie?
:rofl: i just can't stop laughing at this. Classic!

There use to be a chineses restraunt here that gave out funny fortune cookies, like that " that wasnt chicken" one I remember some that said " Dinner's on us if you can guess what that really was" and "Man with lottory ticket is man with great fortune, see back for numbers" and " If you can read this, you need another beer" In the regular ones Ive had that damn " you will make a good lawyer" 7 times :uhoh:

Was that in the kitchen's bathroom??
Or customer bathroom??
Customer bathroom...
I wouldn't eat there again if it was on the Kitchen walls.

There is a company that allows you to make your own sayings for parties etc.

I'll throw one and give these out instead. :naughty:
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ForumPics/fortune02.bmp

TS out

There is a company that allows you to make your own sayings for parties etc.

I'll throw one and give these out instead. :naughty:
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ForumPics/fortune02.bmp

TS out
Are you on commission or what dude? :p