some truely awful jokes!!!!
ragt20
02-10-2002, 06:48 PM
How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex?
Phone her up and tell her.
What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick-knife.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's green, furry and goes up and down?
A kiwi in a lift.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
25 - one to make the mixture and 24 to peel the smarties.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What do you do if a rottwieler starts humping your leg?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you get if you cross a pitbull terrier with a labrador puppy?
A dog that makes you crap yourself and then runs away with the toilet paper.
Answerphone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
:lol2:
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Phone her up and tell her.
What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick-knife.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's green, furry and goes up and down?
A kiwi in a lift.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
25 - one to make the mixture and 24 to peel the smarties.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What do you do if a rottwieler starts humping your leg?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you get if you cross a pitbull terrier with a labrador puppy?
A dog that makes you crap yourself and then runs away with the toilet paper.
Answerphone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
:lol2:
:bloated: :bloated:
Spec2 Girl
02-10-2002, 07:15 PM
Oh no, make it stop!!! :cry: :p :hehehe:
ragt20
02-10-2002, 07:20 PM
ahhhh gotcha U must have laugheds at a few of those :hehe: the pain u must suffer :lol2:
Spec2 Girl
02-10-2002, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
ahhhh gotcha U must have laugheds at a few of those :hehe: the pain u must suffer :lol2: Men can be so cruel! :p
ahhhh gotcha U must have laugheds at a few of those :hehe: the pain u must suffer :lol2: Men can be so cruel! :p
Gonthrax
02-10-2002, 07:58 PM
:silly2: :hehehe:
Oh my, Ok I admit, I laughed:p
Oh my, Ok I admit, I laughed:p
darkness
02-10-2002, 08:14 PM
cheesy but classic:D
taranaki
02-10-2002, 11:22 PM
Oooh dear...when did the Beano get a website?:p :p :p :p :p :p
primera man
02-11-2002, 03:17 AM
Some please find Yogs !!!
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j/k....they made me have a wee laugh :D
:bloated: :bloated: :bloated:
j/k....they made me have a wee laugh :D
dejoux
02-11-2002, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Men can be so cruel! :p
We can.....Thanks Mom
Owww...........Bart
:D :D :D :D :D
Men can be so cruel! :p
We can.....Thanks Mom
Owww...........Bart
:D :D :D :D :D
YogsVR4
02-11-2002, 05:56 PM
Those were so rotten, I just had to laugh while grimacing.
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