The Good, Bad and Ugly
Mannheim 80
09-13-2004, 02:18 AM
. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.
2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.
3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
jon@af
09-13-2004, 02:28 AM
Farkin hilarous:lol2:
taranaki
09-13-2004, 02:34 AM
very good.I have stolen it.:lol2:
Oz
09-13-2004, 03:02 AM
:lol2: Very good!
240NIZ
09-13-2004, 03:05 AM
Good ones.
xyfalconsrock
09-13-2004, 03:42 AM
Actually laughed out loud.
And i got a bad report so its hard to do.
WELL DONE mannheim 80
And i got a bad report so its hard to do.
WELL DONE mannheim 80
Jimster
09-13-2004, 04:05 AM
Ex - El - Ent!
:lol:
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Sluttypatton
09-13-2004, 04:17 AM
Good stuff.
-Davo
09-13-2004, 07:00 AM
haha, halarious, that's a forward!
Mediocrity
09-13-2004, 11:21 AM
lol nice!
Jm93
09-13-2004, 11:30 AM
LOL, awesome, but ive seen ti somewhere before.
ghostguy6
09-13-2004, 12:41 PM
:rofl: OMG thats good, forwarded!
Neutrino
09-13-2004, 01:30 PM
Some of the best jokes ever :lol2:
Rbraczyk
09-13-2004, 01:41 PM
Thats great. I like the vascectomy...
Suislide
09-13-2004, 06:59 PM
nicely done, newbie!
RSX-S777
09-13-2004, 07:08 PM
Only 15 posts and he's struck gold. Remember this one when you vote for Rookie of the Year...
Andydg
09-13-2004, 08:27 PM
That's really funny!!!
Raz_Kaz
09-13-2004, 09:03 PM
seen it before but still hilarious
KustmAce
09-13-2004, 11:40 PM
He's got my ROTY vote!
:lol:
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