You might be a redneck if...

...you get married at Bob-Jo Speedway...a demolition derby. That's right, last night I decided to go to a demo. derby and about halfway through the carnage there was a wedding ceremony. :eek7: I couldn't keep a straight face, neither could the minister person. He had to stop like 8 times 'cause he was laughing so hard. I've never seen anything quite like this before. Rumor has it they're having their honeymoon at Wal-Mart though. :grinno:

Oh My God.
Kinda reaffirms your faith in humanity, doesn't it?
What person in their right mind would think that's romantic in ANY way?

Jeez... guy probably met his bride at the family reunion to boot!

Oh dear lord!

I was at a loss for words, and that's something that hardly ever happens to me.

my town's fall fair has a demo derby every year! it's next weekend, and i've already booked it off work to go!

it's always a fun night of CAR-nage. i have always, since i was young, had a sick fetish of seeing car wrecks.

wonder if i'll see a wedding though...

hopefully not

Hey, this sounds like a good idea. Have any of you folks been married twice? (or even once?)
Trust me, the second -time-around is for fun.
I would NEVER go through a serious traditional wedding again.
Getting married in front of a huge crowd of half drunk derby fans sounds like a blast!

.....and then the bride,the groom,and invited guests all got into their trucks, and ran the figure 8 until only one remained........Yeee Har!

.....and then the bride,the groom,and invited guests all got into their trucks, and ran the figure 8 until only one remained........Yeee Har!
Obvi..... :lol2:

C'mon now... if you love each other it doesn't matter where you get married and if you love demo derby's you might as well be in that environment...


I can't believe I just said that.

I cant believe I just read that.

I can't believe it's not buddha.

I got them a $100.00 gift certificate to Billy Bobs animal and chicken feed.

I'd do it...

lol, sounds pretty trashy to me. none the less, demo derbys are prety cool. did they actually get in cars and drive or no?

You might be a redneck if...

1. You are an AOL user
2. Upon installing Window 95 you (in 2004) squeal with delight!
3. You spend more than 1 hour each night posting to www.automotiveforums.com ... but you only have 1 post!
4. You have a 56K (or less) connection to the Internet!
5. Spam is considered a delicacy where you come from!
6. A virus can easily be avoided by not sharing your "hanky"
7. You are drunk while you read this post
8. You are drunk while you re...lllllllljKLSDJF:::::::::LDSKFJS:::::DSFLKJ:k; ljkqw0[e asdfjasd;lfajdskwea3nn,mt4.ww 2.MMMMMMMMMMMWERQ23IIIIIIITIIIIIIIIK.M/.A, WER,M LA;KSDJFFFFFFFFFFFFFRASDLKM/ ASDOKJ;FL

^don't ever post again.

Okay!!! You Are My Hero, So The Last Thing I Want To Do Is To Offend You! Will You Be My Friend??? ^please?^

Man, there are too many serious folks in here! LIGHTEN up! :D

:lol:

You might be a redneck if...

1. You are an AOL user
2. Upon installing Window 95 you (in 2004) squeal with delight!
3. You spend more than 1 hour each night posting to www.automotiveforums.com ... but you only have 1 post!
4. You have a 56K (or less) connection to the Internet!
5. Spam is considered a delicacy where you come from!
6. A virus can easily be avoided by not sharing your "hanky"
7. You are drunk while you read this post
8. You are drunk while you re...lllllllljKLSDJF:::::::::LDSKFJS:::::DSFLKJ:k; ljkqw0[e asdfjasd;lfajdskwea3nn,mt4.ww 2.MMMMMMMMMMMWERQ23IIIIIIITIIIIIIIIK.M/.A, WER,M LA;KSDJFFFFFFFFFFFFFRASDLKM/ ASDOKJ;FL
:banghead: :loser: :banghead: :disappoin :banghead: :eek7:

how about we continue with the thread instead of dwelling on what someone else posted?

Back on topic...no they didn't drive away in a derby car...that would have made sence though.

Ok, let me get this straight. During the costant bashing of cars, a couple decided that it would be a perfect oppurtinity to have a wedding ceremony? Now was the wedding held inside where the cars were ramming eavhother? If I were one of the drivers, Id run over the idiot....

hahahahaha

omg rednecks wow thats a good one