Kiwi Shift

Wow, looks like I finaly cought the Kiwi shift :D

Whats up guys?

dunno where they all are! lots of people browsing,but nobody posting...:D

GET DOWN HERE NOW! :devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by taranaki
[B]dunno where they all are! lots of people browsing,but nobody posting...:D


Lol, thats what happens half the time I'm here, like 7 people browsing, 1 or 2 posting :D

My shift is over. I'm going to bed.

:sleep:

Originally posted by jay@af
My shift is over. I'm going to bed.

:sleep:

Night Jay

:wave:



:sun:

Damn, looks like I missed it. Everyone’s offline!! :cry: :(

I'm still here!!:D

Originally posted by darkness
I'm still here!!:D Yay! Someone else to talk to! :D

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Yay! Someone else to talk to! :D

oh what a joyous occasion, isn't it just the wonderful feeling:D :p

Indeed it is. The board’s very quiet this morning. I think it’s still Sunday over in the US so everyone’s probably got lives and are actually out doing something! :D

Lives? *shock**horror* no, it can't be possible.:D

I know, it’s a strange concept, but I do believe lives exist! :eek: :p

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I know, it’s a strange concept, but I do believe lives exist! :eek: :p

you're joking, what do people do in these so called "lives"?:p

Originally posted by darkness


you're joking, what do people do in these so called "lives"?:p I don’t know. I think they just do “stuff” – maybe even leave the house! :eek:


:hehehe: :p

maybe wash their car after two months......with all that shit from the frost from December and early january, I'd forgotten what colour my car was....as all you could see was dust......:)

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I don’t know. I think they just do “stuff” – maybe even leave the house! :eek:


:hehehe: :p

wow what a concept. maybe I should try that.:D

Well I must say that I won't be doing much Kiwi time posting despite unemployment- I have decided to spend this time with my fiancee

lucky man!

Iwent to Dick Smith's today to get some of this 'life' software,apparently it is not available for distribution outside of the major cities...:(

Originally posted by taranaki
lucky man!

Iwent to Dick Smith's today to get some of this 'life' software,apparently it is not available for distribution outside of the major cities...:(

what if we were to get one and send it down to you?

Would it be able to run on your OLD hardware?:p

Originally posted by tazdev


what if we were to get one and send it down to you?

Would it be able to run on your OLD hardware?:p

doubt if you can fit much of the programme ont a 3.5" floppy...:(

speed would probably be an issue as well :(

Im lost :confused: :confused: :confused:

lol

i got school tomorrow, early night for me.
:)

Originally posted by Judge
lol

i got school tomorrow, early night for me.

:)

School..:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: .....feels weird when people thow in personal info that changes how you see them!


yes,you did tell me,but I'm old...I forget things!

btw,Judge,got AIM?

Originally posted by primera man
Im lost :confused: :confused: :confused:


When arnt you lost? :confused:



I ran life V2.04 fix mates car today. Was a rather succesful game, I sort of won the car does run better, but why is that Repco always has the parts you need located at another store on the other side of the city. Sure they can have them here tomorow, but that just means I have to drive all the way over to my mates place after work tomorow to fit them!

Other than that I applied for a job, and got a very meaningless reply. But they were only the second to reply so its something.

Oh and I completed anothe 0.1% of GT3.

and looked at the resemblance my stone chipped bonnet has to a clear stary sky. how fucken romantic. :rolleyes:


I think tomorow Ill try work V5.00am


night night everybody. :wave:

goodnight Moppie...

I wish I could get a copy of Root v3.00(extended w/ lingerie version),mine appears to have expired:(

A crack copy would be best;) ...beats paying for software!

OK.....Now i'm really confused :confused: :confused:
( i think it is just me )

That will teach you to have run and installed marriage 2000:D


On the bad side of things the petrol companies are raising their prices again:( :(

Well I am back on after a hacker did a fair bit of damage to our server in the house. New firewall is up and running sweet.

Originally posted by primera man
OK.....Now i'm really confused :confused: :confused:
( i think it is just me )


Would someone down coutry please get P-Man a copy of whatsgoingon v4.05. But before you install it, give him good defrag, I think he needs it.


:p



My version of Work V5.00am came with a free Rain V1.01 add on. :(

Originally posted by Moppie

My version of Work V5.00am came with a free Rain V1.01 add on. :( So did mine! :(

Damn, i just got auto-installed with Project Management v5.638 (with Primary Technician expansion pack). It's just sucked every resource I've got.

well I have no idea what you guys are on or on about so :p

My Version of life expires in the next 30 years :finger:

and another kiwi shift begins.............:p


I just uploaded Fish'n'chips v4.0....:licker:

Hehe we're just about to upload Horse n' Trap v5.0 :D

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WTF THIS IS ABOUT

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I know i'm simple .....but just a little help would be nice :bloated: :bloated:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Hehe we're just about to upload Horse n' Trap v5.0 :D

Whaaaaaaat!?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Fish n' Chips, Horse n' Trap... What are these things!?

*asg*

Originally posted by primera man
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WTF THIS IS ABOUT

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I know i'm simple .....but just a little help would be nice :bloated: :bloated:


Hold tight there P-man.....launching Sense of Humour CD-ROM...

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/261289classic006.jpg

The horse and trap is a resturant / bar here in Auckland that SDU meets at on the second Tuesday of each month.

As for fish and chips, fish are creatures that swim in the sea. These fish are then gutted, skinned and covered in batter then fried in fat with potaoes cut into long rectanglur sections and fried with the fish (called chips):rolleyes: :D :D :D

Drink a Beer, Form a Theory...Drink A beer...form a theory...oh, P-man. I believe our dear freinds are referring to different activities of a sexual nature in terms of computer lingo- like, "gettin it on Version 6.9"

now, If you'll excuse me, I think it's time for that second little bottle of Apple-something-or-other V4.0

Originally posted by tazdev
That will teach you to have run and installed marriage 2000:D



Dear Tech Support:
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
> Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program
> began unexpected child processing that took up
> a lot of space and valuable resources. No
> mention of this phenomenon was included in the
> product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
> installs itself into all other programs and
> launches during system initialization,
> where it monitors all other system activity.
> Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken
> Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no
> longer run, crashing the system whenever
> selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in
> the background while attempting to run some of
> my other favorite applications. I am thinking
> about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
> uninstall does not work on this program.
> Can you help me, please!!!
> Thanks, A TROUBLED USER

Dear TROUBLED USER:
This is a very common problem men complain
about but is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything. It is unlikely
you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate
Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is
impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge
the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do
this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under
"Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal
with the situation. I suggest installing
background application program C:\YES DEAR to
alleviate software augmentation. Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest
you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR
because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system
will return to normal. The system will run
smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0.
-- I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not
a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support.

I ran work xe and it came with boredom as an added self installing exe file:(