Getting Out of a Ticket

Getting out of a Speeding Ticket

Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?
The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The guy replied,
"Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.

:iceslolan

eh...

...what?

Why would a cop be waiting for a minor?

is this a joke or a story?

its a joke, and a pretty cute one at that :D

hehe yeah iv heard this one..its a great story but its funnier when its told in a big long story

That story's a lie. You can only get out of a ticket if you have tits. And that's a FACT!

That story's a lie. You can only get out of a ticket if you have tits. And that's a FACT!


This is true. I have been pulled over 3 times in my life, and got out of all of them with not a single ticket.

My friend's uncle got pulled over for speeding. When the cop asked him why he was going so fast, he replied "I have head-up-the-ass syndrome!" The cop laughed, tore up the ticket, and said "Have a nice day."

heard it, there was a run of getting out of tickets posted earlier.

Heh. I chuckled even though I've heard it before. :)

Where's Tonion when you need him.

Meh

:banghead:......that was waay too cute:p

"cute" is not quite the word that comes to mind :uhoh:

There only saying its cute, so they can get laid.. those bastards!








j/k lol Iv heard that joke before, my ex coach mention' it to me, it was pretty funny lol

That story's a lie. You can only get out of a ticket if you have tits. And that's a FACT!

You could always tell the cop you're rushing home to take a shit, it's worked for me on a few occasions, and i've never had a speeding ticket.