*** Things to do on an elevator. ***
DVSNCYNIKL
05-30-2001, 04:22 PM
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "Mmmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
And yes, I know I think too much. But what do you expect, sitting behind a desk, hearing people whine and bitch all day long. Annoying people is going to be my new hobby.:D
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare at a passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "Mmmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
And yes, I know I think too much. But what do you expect, sitting behind a desk, hearing people whine and bitch all day long. Annoying people is going to be my new hobby.:D
Lizard King
05-30-2001, 06:02 PM
You make these up?
Good shit.
Good shit.
primera man
05-30-2001, 08:45 PM
What ever happened to just pushing a button and then waiting ??????...LOL :D
GOOOOOOD STUFF DVS !!!
GOOOOOOD STUFF DVS !!!
Porsche
05-30-2001, 08:55 PM
LOL, I guess it's a hobby, well it's better than making mail-bombs anywyas.
matt
05-30-2001, 08:59 PM
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
lol --> :alien2: is in the briefcase
lol --> :alien2: is in the briefcase
DVSNCYNIKL
05-30-2001, 09:36 PM
As I think of more, I will entertain my followers of the DVS one! MUAHAHAHAHA.
Lordrandall
06-03-2001, 06:13 AM
Hmmmmm, someone likes posting emails.....
;)
;)
primera man
06-03-2001, 06:26 AM
I think DVS was a lonely child !!!:D :D
DVSNCYNIKL
06-03-2001, 10:11 AM
I have a pet mouse named Pretty Ricky!!
primera man
06-03-2001, 03:07 PM
DVS.....I think your starting to lose the plot :finger: :finger: :flash: :flash:
LX98Civic
01-28-2002, 11:44 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
One of my favorites I didn't see above :D
Pretty funny list though
One of my favorites I didn't see above :D
Pretty funny list though
89ssgti
01-28-2002, 11:48 PM
my stomach hurts,it's too damn funny,good ones man:silly2:
darkness
01-28-2002, 11:59 PM
classic stuff :hehehe: :hehehe:
SickLude
01-29-2002, 12:11 AM
classic stuff...but i got one for you...
sing "this is the song that never ends....yes, it goes on and on my friends...some people, staaaarted singing it not knowing what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because......This is the song that never ends..."
this would KILL me....
deuces
sing "this is the song that never ends....yes, it goes on and on my friends...some people, staaaarted singing it not knowing what it was, and they continued singing it forever just because......This is the song that never ends..."
this would KILL me....
deuces
DaFoo
01-29-2002, 10:31 PM
I got one for ya.
Get on a full elevator with your friend and have you hands covered in blood. Then have your friend say,"Oh my God man! Why did you do that!" Then you say,"because he kept looking at the back of my neck."
Get on a full elevator with your friend and have you hands covered in blood. Then have your friend say,"Oh my God man! Why did you do that!" Then you say,"because he kept looking at the back of my neck."
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