Top 9 comments
damir831
09-02-2004, 10:04 AM
Probably a repost,
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators during the Summer Olympics that
they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I
once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,
and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself,
I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that
nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the
cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is
playing so well is that, before the final round, his
wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God,
what have I just said?"
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators during the Summer Olympics that
they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her
warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I
once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,
and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself,
I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all
over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that
nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the
cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is
playing so well is that, before the final round, his
wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God,
what have I just said?"
93rollaracer
09-02-2004, 10:37 AM
lol...i should have watched more of the olympics...those are great
KustmAce
09-02-2004, 10:58 AM
New to me:thumbsup: Good find!
kittedb18bt
09-02-2004, 11:02 AM
last one was lovely. hopefully my wife will do that one day for good luck.
YogsVR4
09-02-2004, 11:37 AM
These have been around a long time (adding Hamms name to one was spiffy) Heres a list of good one http://users.esc.net.au/~mapie/classic_sporting_quotes.htm
One of my favorites
'I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.'
One of my favorites
'I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.'
jcsaleen
09-02-2004, 12:24 PM
Hahahahahahhahahahahha!! :rofl: Greatness at its best! :lol:
FireBball972
09-02-2004, 12:31 PM
:lol: incredibly smart newscasters at their best :lol:
Karen512
09-02-2004, 01:25 PM
those were great!
post more please! :iceslolan
post more please! :iceslolan
240NIZ
09-02-2004, 01:44 PM
Good ones
psychobadboy
09-02-2004, 02:57 PM
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."That one cracked me up. :lol:
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."That one cracked me up. :lol:
Ace$nyper
09-02-2004, 02:58 PM
LMAO great lines funny post man!
tonioseven
09-02-2004, 03:23 PM
Superb!!:lol::lol::lol:
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