swimming pool rules

just a few tips to keep everyone safe when you go swimming

safety tips (http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4035&n=10)

:lol:

Pretty good

I like the water wings one.

dumb

i saw, theonion.com and knew that it would be great.

Don't drink and drive while swimming. Funny, I love that paper

Good find

dumb

that's why its funny

is it just me or did karen say that she wasnt ever gonna post again??

:lol2: Excellent stuff. Summer is only a couple of months away! Yaaaaay!

you in the southern hemisphere?

you in the southern hemisphere?

he lives where I used to live

duh! :screwy:

Don't swim in the end of the pool where unscrupulous Japanese commercial whalers are using gill nets and explosive harpoons.

Don't buy into all that skin-cancer, suntan-lotion, SPF bullshit. It's just a bunch of scientifically verified propaganda from the Coppertone Corporation.

Hahahaha!! :lol: Man those 2 are amazing! :rofl:

thanks for looking out for us Karen! :thumbsup:

i like the one about the wings... haha

thanks for looking out for us Karen! :thumbsup:

hey no problem!
mabee I can be AF's official life-guard!

hey no problem!
mabee I can be AF's official life-guard!

:screwy:


















Help help! I'm drowning!!! Saaaave meeee!!! :lol2:

Oh wait, I'm under water... BLUBLUBLUBLUBLBUBUBBB*** :uhoh:

ha-ha!

[/nelson]

hey no problem!
mabee I can be AF's official life-guard!
How screwd do u think we'd be if she was?, cause up god forbid my fishy screen saver came we'd all be screwd...

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*karen rushes over and dives into the pool to rescue Sam, slaps him around a bit and gives him mouth to mouth*

*karen rushes over and dives into the pool to rescue Sam, slaps him around a bit and gives him mouth to mouth*

*stands up* OOhhh!!! Thank you!!! You saved meeee!! *Faints and falls back INTO the pool...*

please..if you want to postwhore,go and do it somewhere else.