MEN ONLY.....Which type are you ...R18
primera man
02-08-2002, 06:21 AM
20 Types of men you might meet in the men's room.
EXCITABLE: Undies half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his undies.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back
later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the
next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds his two inch dick like a baseball bat.
EXCITABLE: Undies half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his undies.
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.
CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back
later.
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.
CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants.
CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the
next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both.
FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes.
LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED: Holds his two inch dick like a baseball bat.
Tireburner
02-08-2002, 08:32 AM
You missed:
Well hung: Yells "Damn that water's cold!" :D
Well hung: Yells "Damn that water's cold!" :D
SiRedge
02-08-2002, 10:03 AM
:D
That's about all I need to say! :rolleyes:
That's about all I need to say! :rolleyes:
SkylinesKillAll
02-08-2002, 10:43 AM
lol thats hilarious :D i have been in many of those categories.
YogsVR4
02-08-2002, 11:22 AM
Those are pretty good. Never really thought about it before.
LX98Civic
02-08-2002, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Tireburner
You missed:
Well hung: Yells "Damn that water's cold!" :D
:hehe:
Those were good ones!
You missed:
Well hung: Yells "Damn that water's cold!" :D
:hehe:
Those were good ones!
SickLude
02-08-2002, 12:48 PM
lol...nice...
89ssgti
02-08-2002, 02:06 PM
funny:D
jinushaun
02-08-2002, 02:18 PM
And once again, these funny lil observations are all so true! I fit a few of those profiles.
emadboy200
02-08-2002, 03:14 PM
those were some good one :hehehe:
tazdev
02-08-2002, 04:10 PM
Gotta be sneaky:D
Gonthrax
02-08-2002, 05:11 PM
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.
I don't think I've ever done that, but I can see it happening :D
I don't think I've ever done that, but I can see it happening :D
RazorGTR
02-08-2002, 05:35 PM
What a list! I am pleading the 5th on this one :devil: :p
xivera
02-08-2002, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by primera man
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.
I did that once! :eek: http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif
Originally posted by primera man
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed.
And, those too...
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/biggthumpup.gif
INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink.
I did that once! :eek: http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif
Originally posted by primera man
FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed.
And, those too...
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/biggthumpup.gif
RazorGTR
02-08-2002, 09:17 PM
xivera that must have been some feat. I mean no disrespect but everything I can see about you on this forum would indicate you area woman :eek:
Now given that you would have to be pretty flexiable hehehe.
Now given that you would have to be pretty flexiable hehehe.
tazdev
02-08-2002, 11:05 PM
xivera thats another one you have caught in your trap:D :D
look in his/her profile Razor:flipa:
look in his/her profile Razor:flipa:
taranaki
02-09-2002, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
xivera thats another one you have caught in your trap:D :D
look in his/her profile Razor:flipa:
XIVERA.....X IV VERA...=kiss for vera! a creative and amusing handle...
as for the thread...I could add,yellow snow maker.....pisses at high altitudes!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
xivera thats another one you have caught in your trap:D :D
look in his/her profile Razor:flipa:
XIVERA.....X IV VERA...=kiss for vera! a creative and amusing handle...
as for the thread...I could add,yellow snow maker.....pisses at high altitudes!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
xivera
02-09-2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
xivera thats another one you have caught in your trap:D :D
look in his/her profile Razor:flipa:
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gifhttp://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif
Originally posted by taranaki
XIVERA.....X IV VERA...=kiss for vera! a creative and amusing handle...
Actually... Its X IV ERA = kiss for Era (wife's nickname). http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif
xivera thats another one you have caught in your trap:D :D
look in his/her profile Razor:flipa:
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gifhttp://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/laugh.gif
Originally posted by taranaki
XIVERA.....X IV VERA...=kiss for vera! a creative and amusing handle...
Actually... Its X IV ERA = kiss for Era (wife's nickname). http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif
taranaki
02-09-2002, 01:30 AM
doh! so close and yet so stoopid:eek:
gang$tarr
02-09-2002, 04:11 PM
SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not.
hahaha, i always do that
without thinkin, i just go anyway, so i have something to do, instead of waiting
and the drunk ones, funny LOL :)
hahaha, i always do that
without thinkin, i just go anyway, so i have something to do, instead of waiting
and the drunk ones, funny LOL :)
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