While the cat's away
tonioseven
08-31-2004, 07:03 PM
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:
"Hello? Oh, hi.... I'm so glad that you called.... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time.... Oh, that sounds terrific.... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you." :eek:
They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:
"Hello? Oh, hi.... I'm so glad that you called.... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time.... Oh, that sounds terrific.... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you." :eek:
Ricochet
08-31-2004, 07:04 PM
baahahaha!
crayzayjay
08-31-2004, 07:09 PM
LOL
excellent :thumbsup:
excellent :thumbsup:
eversio11
08-31-2004, 07:12 PM
take that, bitch
ec437
08-31-2004, 07:15 PM
took me a minute to get it... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
crayzayjay
08-31-2004, 07:19 PM
took me a minute to get it... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:lol2:
:lol2:
Jimster
08-31-2004, 08:07 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! That'll make for some interesting divorce proceedings....
Ace$nyper
08-31-2004, 08:08 PM
waka waka thats good stuff
not like thats EVER happened to me
not like thats EVER happened to me
FireBball972
09-01-2004, 02:04 PM
i don't get it
??????????
explanation?
??????????
explanation?
Karen512
09-01-2004, 03:29 PM
i don't get it
??????????
explanation?
seriously???!
the husband is cheating too :lol:
??????????
explanation?
seriously???!
the husband is cheating too :lol:
Shortbus
09-01-2004, 03:48 PM
I suck I didn't get until karen pointed it out. Cheating spouses is a touchy subject for me so no laugh from me though. :(
YogsVR4
09-01-2004, 04:42 PM
Another winner by Tonio!!!
:rofl:
:rofl:
jcz1987
09-01-2004, 06:31 PM
LOL! Another good one by tonio!!!
93rollaracer
09-01-2004, 09:03 PM
:rofl:
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