Friday funny
Spec2 Girl
02-07-2002, 05:35 PM
You've probably heard this one before, but I just love it! :D :hehehe:
Four nuns died and were met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter told the nuns that they must answer one question before they were permitted to go any further. 'Have you done anything wrong in your life?' he asked the first nun. 'If you lie, I will know.'
The first nun said, 'Yes, St. Peter, I once felt of a man's private parts with my finger.'
St. Peter looked at her and smiled, 'Go wash your finger in the fountain and go on through the pearly gates. You are forgiven.' the nun went and washed her finger in the golden fountain and went through the pearly gates.
St. Peter asked the second nun the same question. 'Yes, St. Peter, I also touched a man's private parts, but I used my whole hand.'
St. Peter told her to wash her hand in the golden fountain and go through the pearly gates. When he returned, the two nuns left were fighting. When he asked what was wrong, one nun spoke up and said, 'I am trying to get to that fountain to wash out my mouth before she sits on it!'
Four nuns died and were met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter told the nuns that they must answer one question before they were permitted to go any further. 'Have you done anything wrong in your life?' he asked the first nun. 'If you lie, I will know.'
The first nun said, 'Yes, St. Peter, I once felt of a man's private parts with my finger.'
St. Peter looked at her and smiled, 'Go wash your finger in the fountain and go on through the pearly gates. You are forgiven.' the nun went and washed her finger in the golden fountain and went through the pearly gates.
St. Peter asked the second nun the same question. 'Yes, St. Peter, I also touched a man's private parts, but I used my whole hand.'
St. Peter told her to wash her hand in the golden fountain and go through the pearly gates. When he returned, the two nuns left were fighting. When he asked what was wrong, one nun spoke up and said, 'I am trying to get to that fountain to wash out my mouth before she sits on it!'
ragt20
02-07-2002, 05:37 PM
true on both counts ....heard it before but is still funny :hehe:
SkYLiNeFrEaK
02-07-2002, 05:45 PM
LOL.
Umm.....Jessica's boobs are a bit to big in that avatarr ;)
Umm.....Jessica's boobs are a bit to big in that avatarr ;)
Spec2 Girl
02-07-2002, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by SkYLiNeFrEaK
LOL.
Umm.....Jessica's boobs are a bit to big in that avatarr ;) That’s 2 words I thought I’d never hear out of a guys mouth when associated with boobs – TOO and BIG!!! :hehehe: :p
LOL.
Umm.....Jessica's boobs are a bit to big in that avatarr ;) That’s 2 words I thought I’d never hear out of a guys mouth when associated with boobs – TOO and BIG!!! :hehehe: :p
SkYLiNeFrEaK
02-07-2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
That’s 2 words I thought I’d never hear out of a guys mouth when associated with boobs – TOO and BIG!!! :hehehe: :p
I'm not a breast man, but still....I prefer them a wee bit smaller then those. Not alot smaller, just not that bloody big. :p :silly::D
That’s 2 words I thought I’d never hear out of a guys mouth when associated with boobs – TOO and BIG!!! :hehehe: :p
I'm not a breast man, but still....I prefer them a wee bit smaller then those. Not alot smaller, just not that bloody big. :p :silly::D
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